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Michael Jackson 'wouldn't change' career - Yahoo! News
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I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
How does Michael Jackson keep his youth? ...Pizza and Nintendo. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A Michael Jackson slumber party. |
What do Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers.
What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both get their meat slapped between 10 year old buns. What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger(sp?)? Michael-was-a-****** |
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