Lol (rock, career, quote, 2007, Hang)

sleepy jack · 03-09-2007, 01:48 AM

Michael Jackson 'wouldn't change' career - Yahoo! News

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TOKYO - Amid a lavish party filled with fans, impersonators, orphans and handicapped children, Michael Jackson said Thursday that he wouldn't change the path of his career, despite "deliberate attempts to hurt me."

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More than 100 orphans and handicapped children were invited for free.

Lets all make Michael Jackson jokes.

DearJenny · 03-09-2007, 12:27 PM

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

How does Michael Jackson keep his youth?
...Pizza and Nintendo.

What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Blain · 03-09-2007, 02:52 PM

What do Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers.
What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both get their meat slapped between 10 year old buns.
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger(sp?)? Michael-was-a-******

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 03-09-2007, 03:55 PM

Rofl.

03-09-2007, 12:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson. How does Michael Jackson keep his youth? ...Pizza and Nintendo. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A Michael Jackson slumber party. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

03-09-2007, 02:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	What do Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common? They both come on little crackers. What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both get their meat slapped between 10 year old buns. What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger(sp?)? Michael-was-a-******