Conversation or Sex? (shows, quote)

Frances · 03-14-2007, 01:57 AM

The Sex-Beast for me, As long as she can hear.

Kevorkian Logic · 03-14-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber

yeah, i'm curious to know who considers kissing to be sex....

if thats true we all need to be SERIOUSLY concerned at the young age in which kids are becoming sexually active.

although, on the plus side, that would mean that people would get a whole lot more of it by those definitions....there's a lot more nymphos out there than we thought!

I'm curious, what do you consider too young to be sexually active?

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-14-2007, 05:04 PM

I don't think anyone is too young to be sexually active, if everyone wore protection, but since they don't, I'd say they should wait 'til at least 16. Personally, I don't think people should be aloud to make babies though until they're 30. Then, almost everyone would be a good parent. Of course, I'm not really pro-abortion, so I don't know how to enforce that.

That kissing is sex thing came from an episode of Seinfeld, where they are discussing what should be considered sex. Someone says kissing is sex & Elaine says, 'kissing isn't sex, Jerry when would you say has sex taken place?'
Jerry says, 'I woud say when the nipple makes its first appearnance.' Good stuff.

I wouldn't consider kissing to be sex, but come on oral sex obviously is, it has sex in the name.

Trauma · 03-14-2007, 05:11 PM

Horrible argument.
Flaws:
1. Infants might wear protection
2. Just because you're 30 doesn't mean you're mature
3. Seinfeld's funny sometimes (that's not a flaw)
4. Just because sex is in the name doesn't mean it has to be considered sex.

Raine · 03-14-2007, 05:15 PM

I go with B.

Trauma · 03-14-2007, 05:18 PM

Surprise, surprise.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-14-2007, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snickers

Horrible argument.
Flaws:

Quote:

1. Infants might wear protection

Well, then they can have sex. It won't hurt anybody. It would only hurt parents whose sole purpose of having children was to reconnect with the innocence of their youth, by behaving like a baby around them. Oh, wait, a lot of people do that.

Quote:

2. Just because you're 30 doesn't mean you're mature

That's true. But isn't it safe to say every person is going to be a lot more mature at 30 than at 20, I mean your maturity level isn't going to regress.
3. Seinfeld's funny sometimes (that's not a flaw)

Quote:

4. Just because sex is in the name doesn't mean it has to be considered sex.

Do I even have to dignify that #4 with a response?

Edit: WTF?

cardboard adolescent · 03-14-2007, 06:46 PM

I'd go with the conversationalist. I think I'd get bored of having sex with the same person over and over again quicker than I'd get bored of talking to them. And, on the flip side, I think I'd get bored of talking to myself quicker than I'd get bored of jacking it.

Barnard17 · 03-14-2007, 06:51 PM

Sexpalpls.

Regarding #4: Yes, you do. Because it's the biggest load of bible belt bull**** ever. When somebody says sex, they mean sexual intercourse. The act of putting a penis into a vagina, and jiggling it about a little. Is it an act of sex to be a transexual? No. Sexual activities and sex are not the same. Your implication is equivocal to me saying "all chocolate is sweet and thus all sweet things are chocolate". I mean, if you base your knowledge of activities purely on the words used to define them does that mean that a mans love for his rumpy pumpy pal is the same as the love for his child? No. BUT THEY HAS THE SAME WORD. Big deal.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-14-2007, 07:02 PM

yeah right, oral sex is sex, anal sex is sex, vaginal intercourse is sex.
A hand job probably isn't sex, because it's not as intimate. How do I justify that? I don't know, but I don't agree with your philosophy that the only kind of sex is vaginal.

03-14-2007, 05:11 PM	#54 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	Horrible argument. Flaws: 1. Infants might wear protection 2. Just because you're 30 doesn't mean you're mature 3. Seinfeld's funny sometimes (that's not a flaw) 4. Just because sex is in the name doesn't mean it has to be considered sex. __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

03-14-2007, 05:15 PM	#55 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I go with B. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

03-14-2007, 05:18 PM	#56 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	Surprise, surprise. __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

03-14-2007, 06:51 PM	#59 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Sexpalpls. Regarding #4: Yes, you do. Because it's the biggest load of bible belt bull**** ever. When somebody says sex, they mean sexual intercourse. The act of putting a penis into a vagina, and jiggling it about a little. Is it an act of sex to be a transexual? No. Sexual activities and sex are not the same. Your implication is equivocal to me saying "all chocolate is sweet and thus all sweet things are chocolate". I mean, if you base your knowledge of activities purely on the words used to define them does that mean that a mans love for his rumpy pumpy pal is the same as the love for his child? No. BUT THEY HAS THE SAME WORD. Big deal. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

03-14-2007, 05:04 PM	#53 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	I don't think anyone is too young to be sexually active, if everyone wore protection, but since they don't, I'd say they should wait 'til at least 16. Personally, I don't think people should be aloud to make babies though until they're 30. Then, almost everyone would be a good parent. Of course, I'm not really pro-abortion, so I don't know how to enforce that. That kissing is sex thing came from an episode of Seinfeld, where they are discussing what should be considered sex. Someone says kissing is sex & Elaine says, 'kissing isn't sex, Jerry when would you say has sex taken place?' Jerry says, 'I woud say when the nipple makes its first appearnance.' Good stuff. I wouldn't consider kissing to be sex, but come on oral sex obviously is, it has sex in the name.

03-14-2007, 06:46 PM	#58 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	I'd go with the conversationalist. I think I'd get bored of having sex with the same person over and over again quicker than I'd get bored of talking to them. And, on the flip side, I think I'd get bored of talking to myself quicker than I'd get bored of jacking it.

03-14-2007, 07:02 PM	#60 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	yeah right, oral sex is sex, anal sex is sex, vaginal intercourse is sex. A hand job probably isn't sex, because it's not as intimate. How do I justify that? I don't know, but I don't agree with your philosophy that the only kind of sex is vaginal.