damn freaking hot here

looks like the monsoon season is passing

A friend of mine was in a bad mood today, and said something that wounded and irked me so deeply that my eye legitimately twitched.

I really don't know how I didn't blow up at him. It is SUCH a good thing that today I was in a great mood.

Oh fuck, me too. Some hot McDonald's fries would really hit the spot right now.

I'm not fond of McD's fries, I love BK's fries though. Oh and their veggie burgers are sooooo good!

I'm pretty much staining myself right now over going to fly to see Of Montreal. It's probably unreasonable to drop 300 dollars on a concert (accommodations, flight, meals), but frankly I've gone to greater extremes before and I probably will again. Right now I'm off the handle with excitement.

My tap water is orange.

i'm having a rather strange illness which feels like flu but doesn't have its typical symptoms

strange and feeling good sounds fun! :D
but strange and feeling ill, get well soon.

^^cheers, bud!

I am drinking wine at 7:00 in the morning

#CLASSY

or, really, #LIVERFAILURE or #ALCOHOLIC

#LUNGCOLLAPSE for me

i smoke too damn much

^
I probably do, too.

I call my dog everything that rhymes with frank and often call him snarf

:laughing:

We do the same thing with our dogs, or other weird, abbreviated nicknames. My dog Orson has one of the longest full names of any dog I've ever encountered:

Gullah Gullah Orson Kyle Carl Buchanan Swirlie Fonzarelli Dorito Stapleton.

Origin: Gullah Gullah = because of the show Gullah Gullah island, and because the singing of the theme song makes him hyper.
Orson = Character from Desperate Housewives
Kyle = The character was played by Kyle MacLachlan
Carl = From Llamas with hats; Orson liked eating hands when he was a puppy
Buchanan = The president. Only, we pronounce it Buck-uh-nan, to make fun of my sister's Presidential speech at school in which she did this.
Swirlie = He has swirlie tufts of hair on the backs of his knees.
Fonzarelli = My mom has a thing for Fonzie.
Dorito = His feet always smell like Doritos. Always.

He answers to this, Orson, any of his various middle names, Orsie, Ors-O, Ors, O-son, O, Tic-Tac-O, Big O, etc.

I don't even know how much of a f*ck I give, cuz I give so little f*cks. I don't even give a f*ck about giving little to no f*cks about giving a f*ck. Anyone want some f*cks? Too bad, I'm not givin em out.

Don't forget

Hey, Salami is gone for a while.
Pity. Now who's going to watch my interesting in-car-vids?

You guys are.

Close one ;)

^^he's busy with homework