nooo...heheheheheheheh wow this is werid tell you this i am listen to me so horny.... hang on ...he it more active faster and smaller then all the other breeds and he is more orangeish red then purple but my have a little purple on him

If you want more red on him chuck him in a saucepan of boiling water.

I'm sure he'd make a tasty sandwich.

Wow, I see you speak her language...maybe you could be the official translator...

I just pick out the odd word I understand.

A bit like what I do with French & Geordie

thanks you guys thanks urban i guess you under stand girl a little hu...?

and no one is cooking my baby!!!!

Ok, I have a joke.................
































I wish my front lawn was emo..................














































So it would just fu<king cut itself!!!!!!!!!!!

been there wished it heard it thats soooooooo like two months ago its soo old

Of course you've heard it, Emo Princess.
You probably wished it.

yeah then i don't have to mow the lawn

Gotta love that lightning wit of yours.

Hey Frances how do you get an emo* out of a tree?



















































You cut the rope!









*interchangeable with black people

lol i hate emos just about as much as i hate blackos.

:rofl: :rofl: That's gold!

(Crowquills I mean)

Hahah oh do I love you.

that's not how babies are born.

They're born when two people hide from the Voldermort parade?

yeah man. those death eaters are worse than gays.

Those death eaters are gays, they were fucking rainbows!

lzol. rainbow's god's promise.

I'll promise all in your mouth.

you should. i don't spill... because spitters are quitters.

what do a bear and a girl from Arkansas have in common?


..... they both like to lick their pa(w)s.:bowdown:





No? **** you.


Ok, here's one.


Hitler arrives at the gates of heaven, and is greeted by St. Peters;

St. Peters; What are you doing? You can't be here!
Hitler; I have repented for all my sins against humanity. And I have also arrive bearing treasure.

St. Peters, completely dumbstruck, calls to Jesus Christ for assistance.

Jesus; Hitler, what are you doing here?
St. Peters; He claims to have repented for all his sins. And he also claims to have brought some treasure with him.
Hitler; And I have also brought for you, my lord, a solid gold cross.

Jesus, admiring the sheer brilliance of the golden crucifix, runs to God for help.

Jesus: Daddy, Daddy, quickly. Hitler is at the gates and wants to come into heaven.
God; WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE SHOULD DESERVE TO BE HERE?!
Jesus; He says he has repented for all his sins, and he has brought with him treasure, including a solid gold cross for me!
God;.... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT WITH A SOLID GOLD CROSS?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN CARRY A WOODEN ONE!!!

I'm proposing to you friday night just so you're warned.

you have like, seventeen times before in your post-semen stupor... and just so you know, i've said yes every single time. (:

aw<3 You know how I get, you're just the most exhausting girl I ever knew.

that's what you get for meeting me at my house after 2.

And when I leave San Diego behind, i'll see you soon under yellow moons.

right, and then we'll fuck.

Yes, yes we will.

Fantastic!

Well alright then.

*Grabs video camera, and starts up youtube*

that wouldn't work MHDTV, you'd join in.

Wanna buy a tripod?

Do you watch *** porn by any chance Frances?

Why, do you want to post your personal link?

Ok, I've got the ultimate "WHO GIVES A ****" comment right here.



Reading something interesting on wikipedia about "The Divine Comedy," I have found a conection between the 9 circles of hell and the three Sith Lords in KOTOR 2.

Darth Nihilus, Lord of Hunger, represents circles 2-5, which are reserved for the incontinent.

Darth Sion, Lord of Pain, represents circles 6 and 7, where the violent people are sent.

And Darth Traya, Lord of Betrayal, represents the last 2 circles, reserved for treacherous people.


And while I am still in a bastardize-a-classic mood, I've been thinking of learning how to use flash and doing a Star Wars dramatization of "The Count of Monte Cristo."

:rofl: Megapwnage.

you guys are sooo mean making fun of the ***s and emos what kinda of site is this.... wow did i join the wrong site or what i am *supossably emo* and i am bisexuall wow am i in the wrong place or what?

Yeah you are, and you're not bisexual. You're a scene kid who heard that idiot from the Used was bisexual so you decided to call yourself it too. And there is no such thing as an 'emo kid' less time I checked, hardcore wasn't a person.

ahhh thanks but ughh no i don't like the used personally i think they suck!! and i am not a scene kid