The Mexican Whore Trick (ticket, Cobain, quote, hands, Hang)

The Dave · 04-05-2007, 09:08 AM

Drive to Houston, and rent a U-Haul and take it across the border. Find a nice little village and hand pic the hottest mexicans you can. Negotiate a deal to where you'll take em over the border in exchange for a massive mexican whore orgy. Get in back of truck...have before mentioned mexican hotty orgy. Then drive around in circles in mexico for about an hour. Drive about 20 minutes from their own village. Open the truck and say, "Run your in Texas!"

Who wants to go with me?

tdoc210 · 04-05-2007, 09:36 AM

me

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-05-2007, 10:29 AM

I did that last weekend and all I got was syphalis

riseagainstrocks · 04-05-2007, 12:31 PM

This Is So Edgy!

Wow!

Kurt_Cobain · 04-05-2007, 05:02 PM

I'm up for that, but you have to pay for my plane ticket.
And question...how much time do you have in your hands to think stuff like this up?

right-track · 04-05-2007, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurt_Cobain

I'm up for that, but you have to pay for my plane ticket.
And question...how much time do you have in your hands to think stuff like this up?

Why go to the States when you can cross the border to Wales...they'll do it for a couple of cans of Stella.

Kurt_Cobain · 04-05-2007, 05:14 PM

Lets go RT, dude I live in Esseex, I don't even have to go that far

right-track · 04-05-2007, 05:16 PM

Right then...your on.

I'll 'borrow' a car and you bring the Stella.

Kurt_Cobain · 04-05-2007, 05:18 PM

Road trip!!!!! And yay the bonus of Stella, with the comapny of RT

655321 · 04-22-2007, 08:25 PM

ever hear of the pickle trick?

04-05-2007, 09:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Dave Me and The Major Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,830	The Mexican Whore Trick Drive to Houston, and rent a U-Haul and take it across the border. Find a nice little village and hand pic the hottest mexicans you can. Negotiate a deal to where you'll take em over the border in exchange for a massive mexican whore orgy. Get in back of truck...have before mentioned mexican hotty orgy. Then drive around in circles in mexico for about an hour. Drive about 20 minutes from their own village. Open the truck and say, "Run your in Texas!" Who wants to go with me?

04-05-2007, 09:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	me __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

04-05-2007, 12:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DC Posts: 3,320	This Is So Edgy! Wow! __________________ One note timeless, came out of nowhere...

04-05-2007, 05:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kurt_Cobain Alan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In bed, with Cheryl Tweedy Posts: 275	I'm up for that, but you have to pay for my plane ticket. And question...how much time do you have in your hands to think stuff like this up? __________________ http://kungfucrazy.forum-motion.com/

04-05-2007, 05:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kurt_Cobain Alan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In bed, with Cheryl Tweedy Posts: 275	Lets go RT, dude I live in Esseex, I don't even have to go that far __________________ http://kungfucrazy.forum-motion.com/

04-05-2007, 10:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I did that last weekend and all I got was syphalis

04-05-2007, 05:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Right then...your on. I'll 'borrow' a car and you bring the Stella.

04-05-2007, 05:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
Kurt_Cobain Alan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In bed, with Cheryl Tweedy Posts: 275	Road trip!!!!! And yay the bonus of Stella, with the comapny of RT __________________ http://kungfucrazy.forum-motion.com/

04-22-2007, 08:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
655321 i ruin threads Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: littleton newhampshire Posts: 110	ever hear of the pickle trick? __________________ Well there's one thing to know about this town Not a person doesn't want me underground