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Old 04-05-2007, 09:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Drive to Houston, and rent a U-Haul and take it across the border. Find a nice little village and hand pic the hottest mexicans you can. Negotiate a deal to where you'll take em over the border in exchange for a massive mexican whore orgy. Get in back of truck...have before mentioned mexican hotty orgy. Then drive around in circles in mexico for about an hour. Drive about 20 minutes from their own village. Open the truck and say, "Run your in Texas!"



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Old 04-05-2007, 09:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I did that last weekend and all I got was syphalis
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This Is So Edgy!

Wow!
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm up for that, but you have to pay for my plane ticket.
And question...how much time do you have in your hands to think stuff like this up?
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm up for that, but you have to pay for my plane ticket.
And question...how much time do you have in your hands to think stuff like this up?
Why go to the States when you can cross the border to Wales...they'll do it for a couple of cans of Stella.
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Lets go RT, dude I live in Esseex, I don't even have to go that far
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Right then...your on.

I'll 'borrow' a car and you bring the Stella.
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Road trip!!!!! And yay the bonus of Stella, with the comapny of RT
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Old 04-22-2007, 08:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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ever hear of the pickle trick?
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