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Old 04-16-2007, 06:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Do to a series of unfortunate events, I read a Cosmo, which I learned is an extremely dirty magazine. Anyhow they had a small blurb in there about spray on condoms.

From what I can tell before sex, a person takes a spray can and spray latex over their ****. And it like dries into a protective condom.

Does this weird anyone else out? Personally, I can find no advantage at spraying on condoms, and it would just seem odd to do so. Do condoms really change the pleasure that much that an alternative form is needed?


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Old 04-16-2007, 06:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I would be interested into using a spray on condom...it would probably be awesome...dont wanna miss a spot though...i think it would be kinda dangerous.
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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really? wouldn't you be afraid of like getting it off or something, I think it is skin tight.
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i'd like to hope its skin tight..maybe its water soluble? Shower.
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it's non-water soluble, I guess the seadudes fluid would dissolve it.

Apparently it's made by the same people who designed BMW, Audi, and Porsche
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Old 04-16-2007, 07:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Where would the sea dudes go? that's the issue I'm thinking. I also don't trust the strength of it to hold against some vigorous activity.
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Old 04-16-2007, 09:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Where would the sea dudes go? that's the issue I'm thinking. I also don't trust the strength of it to hold against some vigorous activity.

i hear ya son, **** cheney wuld blast holez thru dat sh*t.
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Where would the sea dudes go? that's the issue I'm thinking. I also don't trust the strength of it to hold against some vigorous activity.
I assume it expands with the space the seadudes need, like a balloon. Anyhow don't condoms slip off occasionally, it would save people from the slipping off issue.

Here's one of the sites on it
German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second - Gizmodo
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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*wonders how long it will be before an American jock dies from asphyxiation*
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German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

That's awsome. German Wang Spray.......
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