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DontRunMeOver 04-20-2007 05:40 AM

Breaking news...
 
BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

DidierD 04-20-2007 06:07 AM

bit of a play on words really though, he dosent actually have to marry it

The Dave 04-20-2007 07:21 AM

Mmmmm, goatseks.

DontRunMeOver 04-20-2007 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by The Dave (Post 360136)
Mmmmm, goatseks.

Sudan might be one of those places where genocide is a national pastime, but at least they have a liberal attitude towards bestiality. That has to be a step in the right direction.

And I like how the elders essentially said the farmer should sell the man the goat to have sex with it. That's like the deal clicher:

"I want to buy your horse."

"No, this horse is mine."

"But I want the horse."

"No. I bred it. I fed it. I trained it."

"But I really want the horse."

"No. This horse was sired by a champion. I've been working with it day and night, it's times are getting better and better and soon it's going to be unbeatable. Unbeatable."

"Last night I gave it a blowjob."

"Oh. Well in that case I guess I'll have to sell it to you. I can't condone pre-marital sex."

The Dave 04-20-2007 09:25 AM

^Makes sense to me.

DontRunMeOver 04-20-2007 09:30 AM

I wonder if anybody has ever selectively bred animals for improved man-on-beast sex performance? Like a goat with horns shaped for better grip? Animals with no teeth for YOU KNOW WHAT. I bet somebody has done that somewhere.

DidierD 04-20-2007 10:28 AM

could you mix human sperm with female goats eggs?

DontRunMeOver 04-20-2007 10:52 AM

You could mix them, but whether the two would interact in any meaningful way is a different matter. I don't know at which point the conception process fails but the distinct lack of any goat-humans outside of places like Narnia suggests that human-goat breeding is not possible in the world of real things.

Hey, why not try it yourself, Didz?

DidierD 04-20-2007 12:40 PM

well I have, i just figured i'm in infertile or something......

right-track 04-20-2007 01:00 PM

Are you dipping your wick in the right hole...so to speak?

Being a Yorkshireman you should know your way around, maybe your technique is all wrong...


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