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anticipation · 05-20-2007, 12:57 PM

why did you read a myspace bulletin?

listen up, ladies.
here is a real list.

1. Suck his ****
2. Play with his balls
3. Make him a sandwich
4. Don't talk so much.

Kevorkian Logic · 05-20-2007, 01:02 PM

I like the absurdity of many of them, it makes me giggle.

And i've heard that list before, except not with the cooking, because I'm a terrible cook. I can make quesdillas, steak, and deviled eggs, and thats it.

cardboard adolescent · 05-21-2007, 04:03 PM

Quesadillas and steak? What the **** more could you ask for?

holdyoualways · 05-21-2007, 04:35 PM

most of that stuff is bullshit
the national guy motto is "id like a beer & id like to see something naked"
show me THAT in your lovey bullitens!

Trauma · 05-21-2007, 04:36 PM

It's the same for girls, they're just more subtle.

holdyoualways · 05-21-2007, 04:45 PM

true
but ill give the benefit of the doubt to both genders anyway

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 05-21-2007, 08:53 PM

This is me giving you the answer to their validity, not whether they were written by a girl or guy.

Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even
more.
^ I can't stand that crap.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
^ Depends how pretty the smile is.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.
^ Good and idea, and yes.

Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl
does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy
think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it
meant.
^ Good god, yes, yes and more yes.

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he
really is. ^ If he says that, then yeah.

Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
^ Sometimes.

Try to be as straightforward as possible.
^ Yeah. It definitely helps. A lot.

When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to
be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with
you as much as possible.
^ Duh. Even more so if they sacrifice watching televised sports events.

When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just
actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
^ not ironclad, but sure.

Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to
think.
^ Yeah. Fucking machismo bullshit.

Not all guys are *******s. Just because ONE is a
jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
^ Goddamn straight. I've found, the more macho, the more mean.

A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a
girl's mind for a day.
^ I don't know about my left nut...but my right hand.

If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is
never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's
probably jealous and likes you.
^ Only part 2.

A guy has more problems than you can see with your
naked eyes.
^ Probably.

Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear
perfume. Just not too much.
^ Yup.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
^ Yeah. At some point it becomes disgusting.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
^ I like girls that don't get pissed or uncomfortable when talking about...whatever. Just because of societal views/pressure. Stuff like sex. Yadda yadda.

When a guy looks at you for longer than a second,
he's definitely thinking something.
^ Millisecond.

Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend
or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the
let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.
^ Yeah. Personally, I am an emotional garbage bin. I'm not mad about that, I just let people complain to me and talk to me, because it helps them and I'm down with it. So I use that technique a little, but not as a way to merely get laid, which is usually why guys do that.

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs
someone to listen to him. You don't need to give
advice.
^ Comfort, but not advice.

Guys are good flatterers when courting but they
usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really
like.
^ Yeah.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
^ Yup.

--Guys are very open about themselves.
^ Are you serious? I mean, I am, but most guys are too macho to be emotionally open at all.

When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you
sexually
^ Yeah...fairly obvious though.

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can
get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will
happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and
he will respect that...after you let him know a couple
times. ^ They will consciously, but not subconsciously.

Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to
talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will
start opening up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and unoticable tell them
about yours...
^ Yes, yes, yes, and more YES. They're just really afraid of starting conversations.

Those are all I feel like doing. If that list was on your friend's myspace wouldn't you know if he is a guy?

Sparky · 05-21-2007, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

why did you read a myspace bulletin?

listen up, ladies.
here is a real list.

1. Suck his ****
2. Play with his balls
3. Make him a sandwich
4. Don't talk so much.

dave chappelle ftw

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 05-22-2007, 12:24 AM

Steak and a Blowjob Day.

That's a man's holiday.

Kevorkian Logic · 05-22-2007, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaperHurricanesAndPlanes

This is me giving you the answer to their validity, not whether they were written by a girl or guy.

Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even
more.
^ I can't stand that crap.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
^ Depends how pretty the smile is.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.
^ Good and idea, and yes.

Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl
does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy
think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it
meant.
^ Good god, yes, yes and more yes.

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he
really is. ^ If he says that, then yeah.

Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
^ Sometimes.

Try to be as straightforward as possible.
^ Yeah. It definitely helps. A lot.

When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to
be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with
you as much as possible.
^ Duh. Even more so if they sacrifice watching televised sports events.

When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just
actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
^ not ironclad, but sure.

Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to
think.
^ Yeah. Fucking machismo bullshit.

Not all guys are *******s. Just because ONE is a
jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
^ Goddamn straight. I've found, the more macho, the more mean.

A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a
girl's mind for a day.
^ I don't know about my left nut...but my right hand.

If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is
never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's
probably jealous and likes you.
^ Only part 2.

A guy has more problems than you can see with your
naked eyes.
^ Probably.

Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear
perfume. Just not too much.
^ Yup.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
^ Yeah. At some point it becomes disgusting.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
^ I like girls that don't get pissed or uncomfortable when talking about...whatever. Just because of societal views/pressure. Stuff like sex. Yadda yadda.

When a guy looks at you for longer than a second,
he's definitely thinking something.
^ Millisecond.

Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend
or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the
let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.
^ Yeah. Personally, I am an emotional garbage bin. I'm not mad about that, I just let people complain to me and talk to me, because it helps them and I'm down with it. So I use that technique a little, but not as a way to merely get laid, which is usually why guys do that.

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs
someone to listen to him. You don't need to give
advice.
^ Comfort, but not advice.

Guys are good flatterers when courting but they
usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really
like.
^ Yeah.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
^ Yup.

--Guys are very open about themselves.
^ Are you serious? I mean, I am, but most guys are too macho to be emotionally open at all.

When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you
sexually
^ Yeah...fairly obvious though.

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can
get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will
happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and
he will respect that...after you let him know a couple
times. ^ They will consciously, but not subconsciously.

Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to
talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will
start opening up like books after you just ask them
questions about their lives and unoticable tell them
about yours...
^ Yes, yes, yes, and more YES. They're just really afraid of starting conversations.

Those are all I feel like doing. If that list was on your friend's myspace wouldn't you know if he is a guy?

It was a bulletion, meaning she got it from someone who had gotten it from someone who had gotton it from someone, ect.

05-20-2007, 01:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	I like the absurdity of many of them, it makes me giggle. And i've heard that list before, except not with the cooking, because I'm a terrible cook. I can make quesdillas, steak, and deviled eggs, and thats it. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

05-21-2007, 04:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	most of that stuff is bullshit the national guy motto is "id like a beer & id like to see something naked" show me THAT in your lovey bullitens! __________________ You're my satellite <3

05-21-2007, 04:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	It's the same for girls, they're just more subtle. __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

05-21-2007, 04:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	true but ill give the benefit of the doubt to both genders anyway __________________ You're my satellite <3

05-20-2007, 12:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	why did you read a myspace bulletin? listen up, ladies. here is a real list. 1. Suck his **** 2. Play with his balls 3. Make him a sandwich 4. Don't talk so much.

05-21-2007, 04:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
cardboard adolescent ;) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: CA Posts: 3,503	Quesadillas and steak? What the **** more could you ask for?

05-22-2007, 12:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 896	Steak and a Blowjob Day. That's a man's holiday.