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Old 07-07-2007, 04:06 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I said it about half a day before your post, and I think it was pretty clear that it was a joke. Sorry if I offended you.
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Old 07-09-2007, 09:47 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Jesus would easily win. Neo died 2 years ago and was never seen again. Jesus died 2000 years ago a raised himself from the dead.

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Jesus...... he walks on water, turns water to wine, and could barely even carry a wooden cross by himself! He's the son of God, nothing special.
Raised a couple people from the dead, including himself and he healed a blind man, which BTW Neo is now blind.

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His mythology is that he is God's son, even though that would mean God sinned.
Jesus never sinned. Find me the reference.

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Read the Bible...It's ridiculous what is considered sin.
How is it ridiculous? Everything that is considered sin is evil in God's eyes. According to the bible he knows everything, which means he knows what is right and what is wrong.

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/turns entire town into pillar of salt
First of all Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt. The city was destroyed by fire. If you read the context of what happened there you would know that there was pretty much no good in the city except for Lot and his family.

And I am not saying you have to believe what I believe. It is just that if context of the bible is being used as a medium then I will be sure to use it too.
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Old 07-09-2007, 12:43 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Christians have 0 sense of humor.
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Old 07-09-2007, 02:25 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Christians have 0 sense of humor.
Well, they chose the meanest God in Middle Eastern culture that they could find, follow him, and try to make Him look like a nice guy.

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Old 07-09-2007, 02:28 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2007, 02:32 PM   #46 (permalink)
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You haven't been to temple, lately, have you?

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Old 07-09-2007, 02:53 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Best smilie ever.

Also, I showed that to one of my Jewish friends. Appearantly it says "milk" over and over.
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Old 07-09-2007, 03:26 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Well, they chose the meanest God in Middle Eastern culture that they could find, follow him, and try to make Him look like a nice guy.
We don't have to do good deeds to earn our eternal happiness. Plus God also does not make us cut ourselves for him, like Baal supposedly told his followers. I think the first one is enough to make him the nicest god.

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No, I really just don't like people making fun of my God unless they have done good research. I am not like all Christians.
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Old 07-09-2007, 03:37 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Then how do you know? You just admitted that I have superior information. The whole point is how he magically sent his sperm to the "Virgin" Mary to concieve Jesus. One might question how he got that sperm...
many species which were originally thought to only be able to reproduce sexually have proven differently... sharks most recently
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