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View Poll Results: WHO WOULD WIN?
Neo 13 48.15%
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Old 07-11-2007, 08:47 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:30 PM   #82 (permalink)
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We don't have to do good deeds to earn our eternal happiness. Plus God also does not make us cut ourselves for him, like Baal supposedly told his followers. I think the first one is enough to make him the nicest god.
My god lets everyone into heaven, therefore he is nicer than your god. pwnt.

Strange how the bible thread ended up spamming this thread.

Anyways, its a tough choice. I guess it depends if you are talking about the historical Jesus or the mythological Jesus. I mean the real Jesus didn't have any superpowers, but in the stories of the bible he did some pretty crazy ****. It was always some bull**** about helping others though. Maybe if he had set some people on fire with his mind or something.

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Old 07-11-2007, 10:50 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Religion is not based on logic, vote for Jesus.
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Old 07-12-2007, 04:48 AM   #84 (permalink)
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everyone knows its actually his wrists, duh
I know that if was crucified, it would be by his wrists and not his hands. But, it has to be his hands in order for the M&Ms reference to work.

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Old 07-12-2007, 06:16 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Everybody seems to forget about Bhudda these days, what's with that?
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Old 07-12-2007, 06:37 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Everybody seems to forget about Bhudda these days, what's with that?
Not to mention Krishna, Sakia, Thammuz of Syria, Wittoba of the Telingonesic, Iao of Nepaul, Hesus of the Celtic druids, Quexalcote of Mexico, Quirinus, Prometheus, Thulis of Egypt, Indra, Alcestos, Atys of Phrygia, Chrite of Chaldea, Bali of Orissa, or even Mithras?

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Old 07-18-2007, 11:31 PM   #87 (permalink)
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50/50 wiggaz, praise Jesus!
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Old 11-05-2013, 04:42 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Jesus rose from the motherf*ckin' dead, so I'm going with Jesus. It's tough to beat a guy you can't kill.
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Old 11-05-2013, 05:32 PM   #89 (permalink)
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I'll take the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:35 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Traditional green santa or corporate coca-cola red santa?
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