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View Poll Results: What's your biggest sexual fetish?
Masochism (pain) 5 3.82%
Salirophilia (getting dirty, wet, sticky or messy) 0 0%
Vincilagnia (bondage) 1 0.76%
Sadism (causing pain) 4 3.05%
Sthenolagnia (strength, muscles) 1 0.76%
Trichophilia (hair) 5 3.82%
Podophilia/Aretifism (feet) 7 5.34%
Navel fetishism (belly buttons) 2 1.53%
Vampirism (vampires, duh) 3 2.29%
Acomophilia (headshaving, baldness) 2 1.53%
Acousticophilia (music, certain sounds) 8 6.11%
Adolescentilism (dressing up like jailbait) 3 2.29%
Fur fetishism (wearing or touching fur) 1 0.76%
Leather fetishism (wearing leather, leather objects) 0 0%
Rubber fetishism (rubber, latex) 3 2.29%
Spandex fetishism (spandex) 1 0.76%
Silk/Satin fetishism (silk, satin) 2 1.53%
Capnolagnia (smoking) 4 3.05%
Macrophilia (fat people) 5 3.82%
Olafactophilia (certain smells) 3 2.29%
Furry fetishism (you fap to Sonic porn) 1 0.76%
Pictophilia/Schediaphilia (hentai, erotic art, cartoon characters) 6 4.58%
Stigmatophilia (piercings, tattoos, scars) 2 1.53%
Morphophilia (a specific body type) 4 3.05%
Transformation fetish (uh, guess) 0 0%
Xenophilia (people of a specific region) 3 2.29%
Racialphilia (people of a specific race) 5 3.82%
Total enclosure fetishism (being put in a helpless position) 6 4.58%
Maiesiophilia (pregos) 3 2.29%
Transvestism (you're Rudy Giuliani) 0 0%
Knismolagnia (tickling) 3 2.29%
Lagnolalia (dirty Talk) 7 5.34%
Other (these aren't sick enough for ya?) 19 14.50%
Anything/Everything 12 9.16%
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:09 AM   #531 (permalink)
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Dude, it doesn't even matter what a guy looks like. He's just got to know his way around a few musical instruments and BAM! Chicks everywhere.

Actually when I was younger I was damn fine (high school pic), all the way into my mid thirties. It has nothing to do with what I look like and everything to do with who I am.
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Old 08-22-2013, 12:39 AM   #532 (permalink)
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You must have to fan yourself off every time he plays.

Women are always going batty over men with guitars, but men at pianos ... that's where it's at. That's where all the sexiness is.
Holy crap, I didn't realise anyone else was into pianist's hands! I had a crush on a pianist at high school.
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Old 08-22-2013, 05:10 AM   #533 (permalink)
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Holy crap, I didn't realise anyone else was into pianist's hands! I had a crush on a pianist at high school.
Yeah a guy who can play piano really well is damn sexy too. Did you do anything about your crush or did you just admire from afar?
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What's so good about pianist's hands? Define them?

Long and slender fingers, with a look of elegance, well groomed (w/ manicure and clean nails) and a slightly bony appearance.

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Old 08-22-2013, 11:43 AM   #535 (permalink)
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What's so good about pianist's hands? Define them?

Long and slender fingers, with a look of elegance, well groomed (w/ manicure and clean nails) and a slightly bony appearance.

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yea im straight but still dont understand this at all. most girls i know prefer manly hands but i grew up in an area with more construction workers than pianists, thats for sure
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yea im straight but still dont understand this at all. most girls i know prefer manly hands but i grew up in an area with more construction workers than pianists, thats for sure
Piano hands can be manly but delicate, and strong but not overworked. Only piano players who are gay or women get manicures lol
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Piano hands can be manly but delicate, and strong but not overworked. Only piano players who are gay or women get manicures lol
You forgot Eastern Europeans they eat that **** up.
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Piano hands can be manly but delicate, and strong but not overworked. Only piano players who are gay or women get manicures lol
piano hands don't sound like they would be manly in appearance.
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piano hands don't sound like they would be manly in appearance.
Depends on the man I think.
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Old 08-23-2013, 06:36 PM   #540 (permalink)
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What's so good about pianist's hands? Define them?

Long and slender fingers, with a look of elegance, well groomed (w/ manicure and clean nails) and a slightly bony appearance.

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Exactly. That's everything I love about pianists' hands. Dramatic, sculpted, tender.
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