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View Poll Results: What's your biggest sexual fetish?
Masochism (pain) 5 3.82%
Salirophilia (getting dirty, wet, sticky or messy) 0 0%
Vincilagnia (bondage) 1 0.76%
Sadism (causing pain) 4 3.05%
Sthenolagnia (strength, muscles) 1 0.76%
Trichophilia (hair) 5 3.82%
Podophilia/Aretifism (feet) 7 5.34%
Navel fetishism (belly buttons) 2 1.53%
Vampirism (vampires, duh) 3 2.29%
Acomophilia (headshaving, baldness) 2 1.53%
Acousticophilia (music, certain sounds) 8 6.11%
Adolescentilism (dressing up like jailbait) 3 2.29%
Fur fetishism (wearing or touching fur) 1 0.76%
Leather fetishism (wearing leather, leather objects) 0 0%
Rubber fetishism (rubber, latex) 3 2.29%
Spandex fetishism (spandex) 1 0.76%
Silk/Satin fetishism (silk, satin) 2 1.53%
Capnolagnia (smoking) 4 3.05%
Macrophilia (fat people) 5 3.82%
Olafactophilia (certain smells) 3 2.29%
Furry fetishism (you fap to Sonic porn) 1 0.76%
Pictophilia/Schediaphilia (hentai, erotic art, cartoon characters) 6 4.58%
Stigmatophilia (piercings, tattoos, scars) 2 1.53%
Morphophilia (a specific body type) 4 3.05%
Transformation fetish (uh, guess) 0 0%
Xenophilia (people of a specific region) 3 2.29%
Racialphilia (people of a specific race) 5 3.82%
Total enclosure fetishism (being put in a helpless position) 6 4.58%
Maiesiophilia (pregos) 3 2.29%
Transvestism (you're Rudy Giuliani) 0 0%
Knismolagnia (tickling) 3 2.29%
Lagnolalia (dirty Talk) 7 5.34%
Other (these aren't sick enough for ya?) 19 14.50%
Anything/Everything 12 9.16%
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:13 PM   #621 (permalink)
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lol y u mad tho?
Dude was a cunt. He'd stolen from a bunch of our friends on a few occasions, was a legitimate pathological liar, possibly harmed his girlfriend's cat (had deep gouges from the cat on his hand the day it disappeared), and was just in general the worst person I've ever met.

The straw that broke the camel's back was when he showed up at my friend's house who I was staying at to help him move and told me he needed me to come into work (he was my manager at a Pizza Hut). He said that I was scheduled to open the store with him and that I was late, but I knew that the schedule said I didn't and that he was lying cause that's just the kind of thing he does. Lo and behold, when I got there I was right about the schedule, and when he found out he predictably asked me to work anyway and I flipped out on him (it's slightly possible that I was still a tiny bit drunk from the night before).

To show just what an ******* he is, right after the fight he called the cops on me. It's not like I assaulted him. It was a legitimate fight between two people, and he tried to have me arrested over it. The twat.
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Old 09-17-2013, 06:32 PM   #622 (permalink)
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Dude was a cunt. He'd stolen from a bunch of our friends on a few occasions, was a legitimate pathological liar, possibly harmed his girlfriend's cat (had deep gouges from the cat on his hand the day it disappeared), and was just in general the worst person I've ever met.

The straw that broke the camel's back was when he showed up at my friend's house who I was staying at to help him move and told me he needed me to come into work (he was my manager at a Pizza Hut). He said that I was scheduled to open the store with him and that I was late, but I knew that the schedule said I didn't and that he was lying cause that's just the kind of thing he does. Lo and behold, when I got there I was right about the schedule, and when he found out he predictably asked me to work anyway and I flipped out on him (it's slightly possible that I was still a tiny bit drunk from the night before).

To show just what an ******* he is, right after the fight he called the cops on me. It's not like I assaulted him. It was a legitimate fight between two people, and he tried to have me arrested over it. The twat.
You know I was just kidding right? I just like saying U mad? I totally understand where you are coming from.
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Old 09-22-2013, 09:57 AM   #624 (permalink)
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Apparently I have a fetish for punching ****boys in the face at work and getting fired.
Fuckboys are usually asking for it. I make sure to stomp on my fuckboy's balls once a day to keep him in line tbqh
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Old 10-01-2013, 04:21 PM   #625 (permalink)
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^ the fuck do you do with him then though
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Old 10-01-2013, 04:24 PM   #626 (permalink)
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^ the fuck do you do with him then though
Collects her money I imagine.
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Old 10-01-2013, 06:27 PM   #627 (permalink)
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I feel like now is the time to be upset.
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
Spoiler for guess what:
|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Old 10-01-2013, 06:28 PM   #628 (permalink)
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Why?
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Old 10-01-2013, 06:34 PM   #629 (permalink)
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Hooker innuendo
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
Spoiler for guess what:
|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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