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Originally Posted by musik-chik
i've never taken drugs, am i missing out?
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Yes. First, try weed. If that suits you, then you should then move on to LSD and mushrooms. If you start having a panic attack, then you didn't take enough. All that LSD and mushrooms will have you really tired in the morning, so next, you should try a few lines of coke to wake you up. If you're feeling too hyper, you should pop some Xanax to calm down. It's a good idea to mix drugs like this, as they will combine to be more efficient. If you're still alive, you may be a little bored with these drugs, and should try some crack (remember to combine it with some heroin!). By this point your soul will likely be a distant memory and everything in life will bore you and fill you with a horrifying emptiness, this means that you're doing it right. Good job! Now try some jenkem.
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