Need help on scaring away a roommate. (metal, rock, cd)

Kevorkian Logic · 11-13-2007, 05:15 PM

So I was talking to a friend, and apparently her roommate is an annoying pain in the ass, like literally took tape and split the room in half, childish, no? She also apparently parades around in her leopard print bra like she is the **** and she is constantly asking my friend how to give good blow jobs and what not.

Anyhow I told her I would burn her a cd full of songs that might help scare her roommate away. Or at least keep her from being in the room all the time.

The first band that came to mind was melt-banana. Any other suggestions?

jackhammer · 11-13-2007, 05:20 PM

John Zorn
Extreme Noise Terror

Urban Hat€monger ? · 11-13-2007, 05:27 PM

Just put this on repeat for 5 hours...

right-track · 11-13-2007, 05:32 PM

Crack+Amphetamine+E=Teletubbies.

Kevorkian Logic · 11-13-2007, 05:50 PM

I'm ashamed I didn't think of the teletubbies...so obvious.

right-track · 11-13-2007, 06:01 PM

You could always invite VB over to do a live gig...that'd do the trick.

Necromancer · 11-13-2007, 06:25 PM

RT. That is one hell'ava thing to say about me. I guess I should be insulted, but I am just to ****ed up right now.

....Peace.

Kevorkian Logic · 11-15-2007, 09:23 AM

It's done. It's a bubblegum pop/noise rock/death metal masterpiece, and I did put the teletubbies on it.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 11-15-2007, 10:59 AM

Nice work

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-15-2007, 11:03 AM

I think your friend should move out and I'll stay there for a while. She can parade around in anything she likes and she will get all of the blowjob practice that she needs.

Win/Win

11-13-2007, 05:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	Need help on scaring away a roommate. So I was talking to a friend, and apparently her roommate is an annoying pain in the ass, like literally took tape and split the room in half, childish, no? She also apparently parades around in her leopard print bra like she is the **** and she is constantly asking my friend how to give good blow jobs and what not. Anyhow I told her I would burn her a cd full of songs that might help scare her roommate away. Or at least keep her from being in the room all the time. The first band that came to mind was melt-banana. Any other suggestions? __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

11-13-2007, 05:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	John Zorn Extreme Noise Terror __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

11-13-2007, 05:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Just put this on repeat for 5 hours... __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

11-13-2007, 05:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	I'm ashamed I didn't think of the teletubbies...so obvious. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

11-15-2007, 09:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	It's done. It's a bubblegum pop/noise rock/death metal masterpiece, and I did put the teletubbies on it. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

11-13-2007, 05:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Crack+Amphetamine+E=Teletubbies.

11-13-2007, 06:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	You could always invite VB over to do a live gig...that'd do the trick.

11-13-2007, 06:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Necromancer Divination Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,655	RT. That is one hell'ava thing to say about me. I guess I should be insulted, but I am just to ****ed up right now. ....Peace.

11-15-2007, 10:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Nice work __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

11-15-2007, 11:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I think your friend should move out and I'll stay there for a while. She can parade around in anything she likes and she will get all of the blowjob practice that she needs. Win/Win