Need help on scaring away a roommate.
 

So I was talking to a friend, and apparently her roommate is an annoying pain in the ass, like literally took tape and split the room in half, childish, no? She also apparently parades around in her leopard print bra like she is the **** and she is constantly asking my friend how to give good blow jobs and what not.

Anyhow I told her I would burn her a cd full of songs that might help scare her roommate away. Or at least keep her from being in the room all the time.

The first band that came to mind was melt-banana. Any other suggestions?

John Zorn
Extreme Noise Terror

Just put this on repeat for 5 hours...

Crack+Amphetamine+E=Teletubbies.

I'm ashamed I didn't think of the teletubbies...so obvious.

You could always invite VB over to do a live gig...that'd do the trick.

RT. That is one hell'ava thing to say about me. I guess I should be insulted, but I am just to ****ed up right now. :jailed: ....Peace.

It's done. It's a bubblegum pop/noise rock/death metal masterpiece, and I did put the teletubbies on it.

Nice work :thumb:

I think your friend should move out and I'll stay there for a while. She can parade around in anything she likes and she will get all of the blowjob practice that she needs.

Win/Win