Hmmm after so much time had passed I wasn't expecting replies on these. Especially my signature which has been there basically since I joined up.

So you're not a writer. Nothing wrong with that. I am though.

You dislike Garfield though? What is your problem?

Is this you?

Am I the guy who had his pipe stolen by Garfield?

I don't believe so.

I meant the professor.

Well my ID is currently invalid, but I don't think it is of that guy either.

I feel like it's something that you should be 100% sure of.

I love Garfield but Calvin and Hobbes is on its own level and if you can't recognize that then I'll be sure to buy your books when I run out of toilet paper.

You mean you're not using fig leaves?

and you have the nerve to say Garfield isn't on the same level? You can't even identify what the best material to use as toilet paper is. I'm not sure I can take you at your word on this.

I use fig leaves only for underwear like a good Christian.

I didn't know your name was Christian.