the status quo of my embroidery project:

https://i.imgur.com/lgQIOin.jpg

the latest addition is supposed to be a solar eclipse from a design I stole from someone on etsy

The new patch is what her gynecologist sees.

oh Charles you really need more vaginas in your life if you think that's what they look like

I'd say it's more of a non-euclydean portal.

It's been so long since he's seen one in person that they've evolved into lovecraftian entities in his mind.

No wonder blowing my step dad left me ****ed in the head.

*Euclidean

I have no idea how a portal could be non-Euclidean but I approve of that description

* U clit eatin

does that make a non-Euclidean portal a form of gay conversion therapy?