1. What position do you sleep in? (fetal, on your back, on your side, etc...)
on my stomach.

2. How many albums do you buy/download per week?
maybe like 4 or 5.

3. What is the funniest name of a contact in your phone book or on your cell phone?
"murduh"

4. What was the scariest moment of your life?my grandfather was driving upwards of 110 kilometers per hour on mountainsides in mexico while it was raining at 2 AM. he is 72 years old.

5. What is your (non music-related) dream job?
gravedigger/travel show host.

6. Do you have any chance of getting laid tonight?
it's a school night, so that's my excuse.

p.s.
everytime I try and post this, it says the message is too short....hmph....this forum hates me... haha

oh wow. I did this wrong. whoops.

You can say that again!!! :mad:
Quoting that as me is a grave crime and a slanderous defamation of character.

Disclaimer;

1. Britney Spears? Not while there's breath in my body.
2. Is correct.
3. Why would I want to live anywhere else, when I already live in the coolest city on earth?
4. Not even close.
5. What's the pay like?
6. Day off? Sleep in? I can't even remember when the two of those last coincided on the same day.

I ought to ban you just for the Britney Spears slur alone!

1. What position do you sleep in? (fetal, on your back, on your side, etc...)
On my side. I've always felt like I'm lying in a coffin if I sleep on my back.

2. How many albums do you buy/download per week?
probably 3 or 4 on average

3. What is the funniest name of a contact in your phone book or on your cell phone?
'weed', or J3FFR33

4. What was the scariest moment of your life?
Seeing all those half naked Donatello Versace pics in that one thread.

5. What is your (non music-related) dream job?
some kind of artist.

6. Do you have any chance of getting laid tonight?
Just a phone call away

1. What position do you sleep in? (fetal, on your back, on your side, etc...)
I usually get through about 6 or 7 full rotations before I end up falling asleep in any random position I end up in.

2. How many albums do you buy/download per week?
None.

3. What is the funniest name of a contact in your phone book or on your cell phone?
:(

4. What was the scariest moment of your life?
Car wreck probably.

5. What is your (non music-related) dream job?
Food critic.

6. Do you have any chance of getting laid tonight?
:(

1. What position do you sleep in? (fetal, on your back, on your side, etc...)
Im a flip-flopper.

2. How many albums do you buy/download per week?
in this economy..... very few, 2 if im lucky

3. What is the funniest name of a contact in your phone book or on your cell phone?
don't answer

4. What was the scariest moment of your life?
When I was looking at my severed finger on the ground.

5. What is your (non music-related) dream job?
Bartender

6. Do you have any chance of getting laid tonight?
Maybe, there's alays a chance.

This weeks 6 Pack;
 

Reserved for Terrible Lizard.

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?

2. Most fucked up dream you've ever had.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?

4. First experience with death.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?

6. Why do people suffer?

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
stand up, wait, grab some heavy object. what else to do?
2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.
as a kid, I dreamed that I would slide down on some slide, and there was an alternative way you could take, but it was forbidden. I did it anyways, and ended up in some pub full of ghosts and other scary beings. Then my mother ended up taking the same route of the slide, met me in the bar, but then just walked back and disappeared. I tried to follow her, but the stairs back turned into an escalator, moving down, and I tried to run upstairs, but I wouldn't be fast enough.
3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
I do believe that the last weeks were rather full of bad luck, not dramatically, but here and there. REALLY aweful exams, a broken headlight on my grandfathers car, I fell on my chin, stuff like that
4. First experience with death.
when my godmother died
5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
idk, maybe John Butler Trio - Sunrise over Sea
6. Why do people suffer?
Because we're all selfish, trying to expand our own freedom. We do care about those close to us, and would never intentionally harm them. But those beyond our sight, and especially beyond the borders of our conception of society, might just suffer because we do everyday things. we are all limited in our understanding, but have a need to seperate right from wrong. This of course is a good thing if it helps fighting some really bad things in the world, but can we always trust our own judgements? What is the objective truth? Are we tolerant enough, and when do we become too tolerant? It's a struggle, where we try to find the truth, but there will always be someone suffering from the laws and views of others. I mean, even if you say "live and let live" that's a good thing, I agree, but again we have to draw a line. We can't just look away all the time, so where exactly do we start to care? There are 7 billion at least slightly different opinions on how the world would be a better place right now. And the powers to have an impact are few, spread mainly among those who possess the money.
So long story short:
1. because we all have a different conception on what's good a) for ourselfves and b) for the world, but live in some scary network, that is far too big and diverse to ever fully understand, where everyone has some impact on each other. 2. Money

whoa, got carried away a little

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?

Grab the sheleighlee that I keep under my bed for such occasions, I hope that I never have to use it.

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.

I was playing with a cat and for some reason let it go in a box and closed the lid and put something on top of the box and left it for days or weeks I'm not sure. Then I suddenly remembered and took the stuff off the box and saw the cat just miserable, covered in **** and piss and he gave me this "I still love you" look. That was one of the only dreams where I woke up with a cold sweat and immediately grabbed my cat that was sleeping next to me and gave her a hug.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?

April thru to the end of May 2008. I'm not going to get into the details as they are personal, but besides being able to wake up everyday and not be dead, nothing good happened.

4. First experience with death.

When my grandfather passed away in 2005.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?

I'm not sure... maybe "The Arrival" by Hypocrisy

6. Why do people suffer?

Because it wasn't there.