Bagels need cream cheese spread.
I get blueberry bagels and put strawberry cream cheese on top. The upside to bagels in this scenario, versus regular bread, is it's tough enough to let you eat it on the fly without it all mushing up and crumbling everywhere, but soft enough for you to actually be able to eat it.

I like salmon and cream cheese on my bagel.

That is one of my favourite combos as well, very delicious.

What was this thread about again? All I can think of is bagels.

1. Fruits, vegetables or neither?
Fruits.

2. Do you alphabetise your collections be it music, books or films?
I don't have a large enough collection of any of these to do that yet. Once I finish my cabinet-making project in construction technology, I will start organizing my vinyl collection like that, though.

3. Your favourite aroma?
Steak, marinated in Coca-Cola or Doctor Pepper and a healthy dose of brown sugar - seconds after being placed on the barbeque.

4. Your least favourite aroma?
The cleaning guy at work doesn't clean out the floor cleaning machine after using it, so whenever he comes in and finally does it, the whole back room smells like a chemistry lab just farted.

5. What food item do you eat every week without fail (it can be a secondary ingredient)?
Chicken noodle soup.

6. If we create sims and they eventually become self aware over time who are their gods or creators?
Gonna say the people who made the game.

Also, I assume the alphabetical ordering goes by band names, not album names?

Either way, although artist names would make more sense if you are alphabetising for the sake of easy navigation.

1. Fruits, vegetables or neither?
It would have to depend on my mood. For right now, vegetables.

2. Do you alphabetize your collections be it music, books or films?
I organize my music by genre. I usually do alphabetize though.

3. Your favourite aroma?
...I'm into fragrances. I love tons of aromas.

4. Your least favourite aroma?
Any banal perfumes, which is like 98% of all that comes out now.

5. What food item do you eat every week without fail (it can be a secondary ingredient)?
That's tough. I don't think I have anything I eat one thing every week. Maybe some kind of bread. I love carbs.

6. If we create sims and they eventually become self aware over time who are their gods or creators?
Themselves. They're very indulgent. They like sex and eat a lot of chocolate.

Let's answer my own ones.

1. Fruits, vegetables or neither?
Veggies. There is barely a veggie that I won't eat whether it's roasted, boiled, steamed or whacked in a curry, casserole etc. Current faves - Mangetout and Asparagus. I usually do at least a couple of meat free days each week.

2. Do you alphabetise your collections be it music, books or films?
Books no. Size determines the look but authors do go together and the books in order of release year.

DVD'S. Amaray's first (trad dvd cases), then snappers (the very early releases of DVD'S in cardboard sleeves), then steelbooks (limited editions in steel cases), then slipcase films (trad releases but with cardboard outer sleeves) then film series i.e Alien series, Clerks 1 and 2 etc. Then I have JCVD films (yes I have them all!) to boxsets of films from the same director or genre and finally T.V and general interest sets with music DVD's last.

C.D's all in alphabetical order according to artist and then in chronological order if more than one album from a particular artist.

Sadder than a corduroy vest.

3. Your favourite aroma?
Freshly baked bread or freshly mowed grass.

4. Your least favourite aroma?
Cooked eggs be it fried or scrambled. Literally turns my stomach but I can stand next to a pile of vomit and not be bothered at all.

5. What food item do you eat every week without fail (it can be a secondary ingredient)?
Tomatoes in some form or other.

6. If we create sims and they eventually become self aware over time who are their gods or creators?
I ballsed this question up big time as the 'sims' wouldn't actually be aware of us. I guess I am thinking that we are part of some elaborate game as everything is just too perfect regarding our place in the universe so maybe we are designed too.

Whaaa!?
This is the first time I've heard of such an absurdity. I guess I could have come to such combinations on my own, but adding fish to a cream cheese bagel is beyond even my capacity for imagination.

I hate it because I don't like fish, but a bagel, cream cheese and lox (salmon) is a really old school, traditional combo. I'm surprised you've never heard of it