Yes. I take it you didn't catch the sarcasm??

ths is wut hppns wen ppl stop bein polite n strt bein real lol

Honestly, nothing came to mind when I thought reality, so I started trying to think of something real, and stupid title The Real World came to me. So I decided to make a joke. Apparently my cutie face wasn't enough to signal the joking nature. :-)

This weeks 6 pack;
 

1. What is your favourite day of the year?

2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?

3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?

4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?

5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?

6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

1. What is your favourite day of the year?
Start of the footie season. Full of optimism.

2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?
ASKING if they spit or swallow. Nowadays they don't get a chance to reply ;)

3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?
Do I look like a square? Actually don't answer that one.

4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?
Squid.

5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?
That I have great eyes.

6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Stop pissing about and sort this planet out will ya?

1. What is your favourite day of the year?
Boxing Day. So much fun to stay in bed.

2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?
Don't expect it to last.

3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?
Nope.

4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?
Some Indian dish I tried a few days ago.

5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?
"You have beautiful eyes."

6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Why?

1. What is your favourite day of the year?
My birthday, i can be an attention whore for once. In exactly a month actually!
2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?
Don't ever spend £30 on a Valentine's Day present, it will come back to haunt you.
3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?
Naa, far too lazy for that.
4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?
Tuna. Or smell for that matter.
5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?
I think a french nun once blessed me...
6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Does life have cheat codes?

Tuna? Have you only eaten it out of a tin? As that stuff is not great. A fresh tuna steak with chili and lime and a fresh salad is the biz.

I doubt a steak is going to change my mind man, i was gagging in the first place anyway with that stink.

1. What is your favourite day of the year?
Any day I'm with Mal.

2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?
Every relationship's different. There are good ones and bad ones and great ones and horrible ones. From the bad ones, I'd say the lesson was... you know what. I don't learn lessons, I flip coins.

3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?
Never wear shoes with laces. This is why I'm still in a freshman gym. I'm smart.

4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?
Cumquats.

5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?
"You are one gorgeous redhead!" I'm sure there's more, too, but that just popped into my head.

6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Why dontchya start existing all ready, ya crazy Dutch bastard?