Astronomer

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
No stance, I really don't care. I'd prefer them off but whatevs!

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
You're all cool cats.

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
The other day I answered my phone in my sleep and had an entire conversation with somebody that I have absolutely no recollection of.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?
Definitely a shopping mall. Food, weapons, supplies.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?
Alcohol.

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?
Water fights in summer! That was a time long before water restrictions...

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Scarlett O'Hara

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?

All good, but kind of weird at the same time!

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?

Darkest Hour. He makes really air headed threads that make you want to eat your own vomit.

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?

Sleep walking!! So weird.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?

I'd hide in the supermarket LOL.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?

Teriayki salmon with gormet garlic mayonaise potatoes and mom's roast carrots. YUM!

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?

Pretending we were cats. Awesome I know.

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Double X

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
? never i guess

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
The more people piss you off on the internet the funnier they get...so none.

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
I have seen someone shot and killed, and they had some mini-seizure as they were dying.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?
Mall, take tons of food and guns to the roof. probably wouldn't want to do all that work and just let myself become a zombie though.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?
A grenade or something, take out the pin and swallow it. It will take forever to clean my guts up, and genuinely nasty for that asshole guy who is going to kill me.

Real food? probably pasta, eat so much I throw up everywhere.

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?

Playing street hockey when I was with my older friends was awesome, especially because when cars went by we would act like punks and stand in the way for a bit. I wish I still lived in Boston but glad I am out of there.

Terrible Lizard

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
Depends on the type.

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
Terrible Lizard, what a ****ing *******.

3. What's "one of" the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
Was at a church camp in Missouri for a week a long time ago, at the time this occured I was joking about 50 Cent with my bunkmates, it was past 1 A.M. I believe. . . . Anyway there was suddenly a knock, the guys were distracted by another point in the conversation so I answered the door. Outside was standing a clown, basic getup except for a creepy smile and some balloons in his hands. There was a short exchange.

He said "Lights Out." which sounded more like, "You will die laughing."

My reply was basically a lifeless "okay." and then I shut the door.
Still don't know where the clown came from, noone had seen the clown but me, noone had the clown costume, and nobody resembled the clown without the makeup from what I could deduce. Some of my friends questioned if there really was a clown standing there at all. Yeah there was, but the circumstances still made an otherwise droll trip more exciting.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?

Babe's Chicken, because I like chicken.


5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?

Bar-BQ sandwhich, lemonade, corn on the cob, fried okra, some hot rolls in honey butter, and a slice of lemon meringue pie.

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?
Dragon Warrior Monsters and Box.

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LoathsomePete

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?

The socks come off, I hate socks in bed.

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?

I'm pleading the 5th on this one.

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?

I saw a UFO once.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?


Somewhere up North, urban centers are death traps and while living at a mall lets you live out your every materialistic fantasy you'll eventually come to the realization that there's a massive horde outside and very little chance of rescue.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?

Toad in the Hole and a six pack of Guinness

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?

As any self respecting product of the '90's, power rangers.

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boo boo

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?

I don't like socks either way, they're pretty uncomfortable thus I take them off whenever I'm indoors.

Despite having no experience with this issue, I'd say I'm against it, everytime I watch a porno where the chick is wearing socks, it's a severe turn off.

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?

Uhh....................

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?

Well, the grossest thing that has ever happened to me was when I was riding on the back of a truck, I was like 14, I sneezed and I ended up blowing a snot bubble so massive that it ended up covering my whole face.

But my most embarassing moments, well here's my top 10.

1. Age 5, pissed in my lunchbox because the teacher wouldn't let me use the bathroom.
2. Age 8, got my ass beaten by mom at a baby shower in front of 20 or so people.
3. Age 12, got insulted by a kid with cerebral palsy.
4. Age 13, broke my pinky off.
5. Age 16, ran away from home, and got in trouble with the law the same night.
6. Age 17, threatened by a drunk guy with a baseball bat.
7. Age 20, grandma stoops through my personal documents, finds naked bald chick pics.
8. Age 20, hit on by a gay guy at a Senses Fail concert. And yeah, it' the latter that really bothers me.
9. Age 21, threw up outside a public motel in Tunica.
10. Age 22, punked by a bunch of girls at a movie theater.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?

A wal mart where there's a lot of supplies, and weapons in stock.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?

A monster bacon cheeseburger with a side of bloomin onion, I mean sh*t, I'm gonna die anyway, right? End it with a bang.

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?

Role playing.

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Freebase Dali

That was amazing.

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Terrible Lizard

You knew Unfan when you were twelve?

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Urban Hat€monger ?

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
I'll take them off if she's worth the effort

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
Go read the mod forum, Oh wait you can't .. HA!

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
I used to work with a girl I had a thing for but nothing ever came of it. A few years later after I got a job elsewhere I heard from someone that she was convinced that I was showering her with gifts & flowers and I was stalking her or something. Even some of my friends & ex co-workers were giving me funny looks when I saw them to the point where I became really paranoid.
Later on she found out that it was somebody else & she ended up marrying him.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?
Wherever there is a plentiful supply of the Stone Roses Second Coming & Sade albums.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?
Roast Beef & Yorkshire puddings

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?
100+ kids playing British Bulldog usually culminating in a riot.

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Freebase Dali

Urban, any chance one of you heathens can make a thread for particular hilarious conversations happening in the mod forum, for the rest of us to enjoy?

I know you don't get paid, but neither do we, buddy.

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