Stop confusing me with Bastard of Young.

Its always great to ruin their morning sleep, especially after they've totally ruined your night.

Go aggravate their hangovers!

It could have been. My car died just as I was halfway over this U-dip which made it impossible for me to push my car all the way over it when my back wheels went into the dip. Luckily there was this guy selling this giant, highly detailed crucifixes who helped me push it over and when I went to give him $10 he thought I was buying one of the crucifixes so I pushed the car over the US-Mexico border with this giant image of a tortured Jesus sitting in the passenger seat.

Funny side note, that was the second time I had to push a car across the border into the US. Back in 2002 or 2003 when I was visiting my dad in Vancouver, his car ran out of gas when we were in a lineup so after we gave the border guard our papers and he let us across, I had to get out and push it off to the side then go get gas.

I love revenge music. That sounds like *just* the right thing to do... At 3am. And you just pipe a speaker out the window but where it can't be seen. It should be loud enough that it will bounce off the walls across the street and they really might not be able to pinpoint it. Do it in 3-5 minute intervals every 20 minutes -25 minutes. Keep it random. As it goes on, start playing less and less often. End with Naked City - Speed Freaks, at volume 11.

If you really want to torture them try blasting the kids show In the Night Garden. A few minutes of that and I want to stab myself in the ear drums.

**** it. Blast some Merzbow and really ruin their day. And possibly their lives as well.

Haha. What did you do with the Jesus?

Gave it to a friend of mine after they moved into their new apartment and needed some decorations to spruce the place up a little bit. Last time I was over he was wearing a red Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses.

Hahaha... Two thumbs up.

He died for his horrible dress sense.