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Burning Down 03-26-2013 06:39 AM

Oh look I can say "snigger"

Frownland 03-26-2013 08:45 AM

My cat ate all of my goddamned weed. I look at her this morning and she seemed extraordinarily happy, and downstairs I found the plastic bag that I was keeping my pot in, and it was empty. She ate around 3 grams of some stellar medical marijuana (White Rhino, a super strong sativa for those who are interested). She seems sober now, she must have done it last night, so I'm glad that she's okay.

But now it's spring break, I'm broke (for once) and I'm out of ****ing weed. Leave it to cats to destroy everything that you love.

The Batlord 03-26-2013 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1300800)
My cat ate all of my goddamned weed. I look at her this morning and she seemed extraordinarily happy, and downstairs I found the plastic bag that I was keeping my pot in, and it was empty. She ate around 3 grams of some stellar medical marijuana (White Rhino, a super strong sativa for those who are interested). She seems sober now, she must have done it last night, so I'm glad that she's okay.

But now it's spring break, I'm broke (for once) and I'm out of ****ing weed. Leave it to cats to destroy everything that you love.

Please tell me he food bowl was empty. And you'd be my hero if you refilled it with Cheetos.

PoorOldPo 03-26-2013 09:09 AM

can you even get stoned from eating weed? I thought it had to be prepared in a certain way.

Frownland 03-26-2013 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1300802)
Please tell me he food bowl was empty. And you'd be my hero if you refilled it with Cheetos.

She was in the house all night, but she drank all of her water. One time me and my friend were smoking in the garage and we didn't realize that she was in there. We soon noticed that she was purring very loudly and she was chowing down on her food.

She must have remembered the smell and liked it, so I can officially say that my cat's a stoner.

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1300803)
can you even get stoned from eating weed? I thought it had to be prepared in a certain way.

Yeah, if you eat the nugs you'll get high. It's a different type of high and sort of a waste of pot, but it'll work in a pinch.

FETCHER. 03-26-2013 12:20 PM

Don't you have to heat the cannabis to a certain temperature before the body can 'use' it? :O



I would've felt like killing my dog if she done that.

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-26-2013 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1300852)

I would've felt like killing my dog if she done that.

No, you would have just lit a lighter under her arse and breathed through her mouth.

TheBig3 03-26-2013 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1300670)

Is that Theon Greyjoy?

Sansa Stark 03-26-2013 03:06 PM

..................................

I hope you die very painfully.

PoorOldPo 03-26-2013 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1300868)
Is that Theon Greyjoy?

Sure is!


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