I hate swear editing filters too.

I've been telling myself that for a long time, Scottsy. I hope to Jesus Christ you're right!

EDIT: You arent clued in to the filters work arounds? PM me if you want the know how.

Oh, i know how to work around the filters, but thanks for the offer! I just hate posting and then realizing I got filtered because in my rush to get my thoughts down I forgot to use a workaround... and then I can never be bothered editing...

Men don't *have* to piss standing up. They can sit down if they want to, if they don't mind a little body contortion or scooting backward to aim themselves downward. So then the toilet seat can stay down all the time, and everyone's happy! Especially me, because I dislike the smell of aerosolized urine from men standing and splattering their urine into the toilet.

Besides, let's say a man and woman live together, and each uses the toilet six times daily, as shown below:

AVERAGE DAILY TOILET USE PER PERSON:
2 BMs (plus urine)
4 urinations alone (sans poo)

Then altogether, assuming the man wants the seat up for urinating, the toilet seat should be down 8/12 of the time...so it is reasonable to try to make sure the seat is down rather than up since it needs to be down more frequently.

But now I'm wondering...when men have to urinate AND have a BM at the same toilet session, don't most men just sit down to do the whole thing at one time? Or do they stand up and urinate first, and THEN sit down to have a BM, poor sods?

Because if you DO sit down and crap and urinate at the same time, then there is little excuse for urinating while standing at other times and leaving the lid up for the next unfortunate user to deal with.

Trust you to analyse this to this degree. :p:

No graphs? Any diagrams?

Anyway, I didn't say that we HAVE to do it standing up, just that we DO indeed do it standing up. And dont lie, if you could then you would too.

I'd piss standing up in a heartbeat. If I was able to.

Peeing sitting down is fairly uncomfortable for most men. So in your scenario I would say, no, everyone is not happy.

I think your estimates are pretty far off there. I pee way, way more than 4 times a day.

Another thing to take into consideration when a guy pisses with the seat up. If we have it up you don't have to worry about sitting down on accidental drippings or discharges. I'll admit we can easily lower it back down. I try to out of respect for everyone in my house but often times forget to.

Another consideration to take is that that there's
FUCKING HINGES ON THE FUCKING THING TO MOVE IT UP AND DOWN !

common courtesy is leaving it down ;) i mean i put it back down after a hefty spewing session. why shouldn't men after a piss :)