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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 10-11-2013, 11:19 AM   #12991 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2013, 11:22 AM   #12992 (permalink)
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****ing Yoga pants season! If you don't have a somewhat decent ass then don't bother wearing them.
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Old 10-11-2013, 11:30 AM   #12993 (permalink)
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****ing Yoga pants season! If you don't have a somewhat decent ass then don't bother wearing them.

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Old 10-11-2013, 11:33 AM   #12994 (permalink)
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****ing Yoga pants season! If you don't have a somewhat decent ass then don't bother wearing them.
My coworker is wearing yoga pants, she has no ass whatsoever, maybe a little one before, but its like the yoga pants made it even more flat!
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Old 10-11-2013, 11:50 AM   #12995 (permalink)
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2 small pork roasts w salt/pepper/worstechire low and slow in the crock for 12 hrs yesterday. It's freaking phenominal. I can't eat any more or I'll bust, and I don't wana throw it away. I guess I'll wander over to the shop and see if any of the welders want some. They appreciate it more anyway.
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Old 10-11-2013, 12:17 PM   #12996 (permalink)
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They were really grateful. Brownie points for me. Now, maybe I can get one of em to make me a solid steel axe like I've wanted.
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:29 PM   #12997 (permalink)
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I'm just going to assume you mean guitar...
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:33 PM   #12998 (permalink)
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I'm just going to assume you mean guitar..
They're welders. I assumed he wants an actual axe
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:55 PM   #12999 (permalink)
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2 small pork roasts w salt/pepper/worstechire low and slow in the crock for 12 hrs yesterday. It's freaking phenominal. I can't eat any more or I'll bust, and I don't wana throw it away. I guess I'll wander over to the shop and see if any of the welders want some. They appreciate it more anyway.
Having just read the posts about the yoga pants I at first thought that you were giving a rather colorful description of your ass in yoga pants. I was slightly disappointed when I discovered this to not be the case.
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Old 10-11-2013, 04:30 PM   #13000 (permalink)
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****ing Yoga pants season! If you don't have a somewhat decent ass then don't bother wearing them.
I totally agree! Especially people who have bulging vaginas from being overweight.
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