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Old 01-15-2014, 08:41 AM   #14081 (permalink)
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Based off of that link, I thought it was in California only.
It's a federal program, so each state has their own version. Thats just the first one I pulled up. I'm not gonna do all the work.
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Old 01-15-2014, 08:45 AM   #14082 (permalink)
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Old 01-15-2014, 08:53 AM   #14083 (permalink)
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Old 01-15-2014, 09:39 AM   #14084 (permalink)
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I just saw some oldish woman who was smiling like the Joker for no apparent reason. She was way too old to be a young stoner, too southern to be a hippy, but not quite old enough to be an elderly pillhead. I suppose she could be just starting on her twenty-pill-a-day addiction and hasn't yet mastered the art of maintaining, but I got the feeling she was just one of those people who's just happy for no apparent reason at any given time of the day. I hate those people. You do realize in the last five seconds you've been oppressing me with your unwarranted joy somebody was probably raped don't you? Oh, and that's a murder in the last three. Oh guess, while I was typing that twenty people just had their identities stolen. So stop smiling, you sadistic ****!


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I'm falling in love with David Bowie but I can't afford another wildly inappropriate obsession.
What is it with girls and David Bowie? Dude's fugly.
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:07 AM   #14085 (permalink)
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What is it with girls and David Bowie? Dude's fugly.
Why not? Dude's packing.
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Old 01-15-2014, 10:10 AM   #14086 (permalink)
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Why not? Dude's packing.
Too bad it's not as big as that...thing on his head. Girls wouldn't even be able to walk afterward.
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Old 01-15-2014, 11:59 AM   #14087 (permalink)
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You shut your whore mouth calling David fugly.
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Old 01-15-2014, 12:23 PM   #14088 (permalink)
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Women love his flamboyant style n tight pants
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Old 01-15-2014, 03:18 PM   #14089 (permalink)
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I rarely complain here but Iv had trouble with school today, a good friend killed himself I found out last night, and I called my girlfriend and said some stupid **** while in a bad mood and I think I am gonna get dumped because of it. Im a ****ing idiot, and **** today.
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Old 01-15-2014, 03:40 PM   #14090 (permalink)
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Jans, come over here for a serious spanking. By spank I mean spunk.
Now you've disappointed me. Fancy getting someone's hopes up like that --- I said HOPES! The MINDS of some people...
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