My mother sucks at keeping our CDs organized and does not know how to treat them with respect. I love my mother, but I still blame her for losing my Sounds of Silence disc.

If my mother lost my Sounds of Silence disc, I think diplomatic relations would be strained for several weeks.

It's one thing to have a roommate that can't handle music while se studying, I understand that. But it's a bit aggravating that he's the most studious mother****er on campus.

Customer complained that Jawbreaker "sounded like 90s music". He said it in that self-deluded, elitist, only-whatever's-in-right-now kinda tone wearing fvcking Ralph Lauren and Diesel brand clothing with a stupid "modern" haircut. When will these dumbfvck transplants realize that the only people who like them are other dumbfvck transplants and that the whole lot of them are much better off just moving back to wherever it is they're from? Honestly, people act like this kinda stuff doesn't happen but it fvcking does. It's downright disrespectful. Bitch, I'm fvcking from here. Jawbreaker were fvcking from here. Have some goddamn respect or get out. Ugh.

Also I'm sick and tired of people referring to food that's not black-suit-and-tie dining as "rustic". Granted, I'm guilty of having used the term myself but goddammit. There is nothing inferior or "plebestrian" about a fvcking peach cobbler. Even if it was, SO WHAT! Good god why are people so concerned with status these days? It's frightening and so easily identifiable on a person's face... ugh... Misanthropy's a fickle beast to get rid of.

People are concerned about status but I don't think this is one of those cases. You're being over-sensitive. Rustic to me is just cooking with a "like mom used to make it" feel. It's such a broad category and the only place it doesn't really fit is those suit and tie restaurants. Their food is often served in small portions and highly decorative, you're paying just as much for the presentation as you are the food. Rustic restaurants are way more about the food/atmosphere than showcasing food as an art.

Yeah, does that whole "food as art" thing make sense to anyone else? I don't get how putting two ounces of food on a square plate and then drizzling techni-colored sauce everywhere but on the food would make it taste better.

So I got sent to the principal's office for "skipping school" yesterday. The goddamn bus didn't show up! I told him that, and he spoke to the bus driver, and the guy says he came by my stop at the usual time. I was standing out there fifteen minutes before and half an hour after the ******* was supposed to show up! None of the other kids on my bus had a problem, so I really don't know what the hell happened.

Ketamine

Sociopathic liar?