ladyislingering

when the maintenance is done in the mornings, they leave the door to the men's room open.

I have never smelled anything so vile in my entire life.

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Chula Vista

Hey! How come you get to do the nickname thing?

When I was a teen I had a job as a janitor in a nursing home.

If ya'll wanna talk poop and piss I'm gonna smoke every single one of you.

Just saying.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Janszoon

I cleaned the bathrooms at Disney World. Just saying.

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A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man

Time & Place

25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die

last.fm

Black Francis

@Lady

i know, i pee there.
No, thankfully its not my job to do that but from life experience 90% of the men's bathroom ive used smelled like demon piss

I used to wash a guy's dick cause he had cerebral palsy, come at me bro

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"Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

ladyislingering

My father's second job is janitorial ... in an elementary school.

He has so many "I never knew one child could smear so much shit on the ceiling...somehow" stories.

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The Batlord

So that's the excuse you're using?

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Black Francis

What? you think it's a hobby of mine?
Nah i used to work for Goodwill as a personal caretaker for a guy with cerebral palsy and a another mentally disabled patient who i had to bathe and feed.

Despite dealing with washing dicks and them occasionally sh*tting on themselves it's probably the best job ive had.
i literally lived next door to them and most of my night shifts were spent watching Angel and the X files on TNT after i put them to sleep.

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"Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

DwnWthVwls

??

Did she say not to? She's never called me out on it AFAIK. I've called her that since I first met her.

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I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...

The Batlord

Hotmail is a ****ing piece of ****. Constantly making me enter security codes for no ****ing reason, making me change my password and being unable to change it back for no apparent reason, not allowing me to change the security settings so this pointless bull**** doesn't happen at least once a month. It's a free email account, you dumb ****s, not my bank account! Your service is nowhere near important enough to warrant all of this retarded ****. If my Chromebook wasn't registered with my Hotmail account I'd erase my it, kill a mouse, and then bury the mouse, symbolically burying Hotmail.

****. You. *******s.

Edit: And now, when I tried to mess with the security settings, it took me to some page that won't take me back to my actual inbox! I sign out, then sign back in, and it takes me to the same godforsaken hellhole! Your EMAIL service is so ****ty I can't even check my EMAIL! How the hell do you manage that, you stupid, stupid cocksuckers! I hope your children get ****ing cancer!

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Black Francis

Can't you switch to gmail?

i never get problems with it.

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"Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A