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ladyislingering 12-17-2014 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1524651)
what if it turns out the soul is real but instead of going to heaven or hell you just get trapped in your lifeless corpse
I think I just puked in my mouth a little. That would be very unfortunate.

The Batlord 12-17-2014 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1524541)
Since when did you need anyone's consent?
You know you're looking pretty pale and clammy right now...

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1524656)
I think I just puked in my mouth a little. That would be very unfortunate.
Well, then at least you'll finally know if the stereotype of morticians being necrophiliacs is true.

ladyislingering 12-17-2014 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1524715)
Well, then at least you'll finally know if the stereotype of morticians being necrophiliacs is true.
Until then I'll pray that you stay away from that field of practice.

The Batlord 12-17-2014 01:02 PM
Don't worry, I don't do blood or exposed flesh.

DwnWthVwls 12-17-2014 01:06 PM
He just does everything they're attached too.

ladyislingering 12-17-2014 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1524729)
Don't worry, I don't do blood or exposed flesh.
In that case I hope my corpse is unrecognizable.

Plankton 12-17-2014 01:16 PM
How many ways can you let the Bat know that you REALLY don't want to have sex with him.<--- notice there's no question mark. So far, I've counted... a lot.

The Batlord 12-17-2014 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1524736)
In that case I hope my corpse is unrecognizable.
As long as I can still wear a blindfold while jerking off into your hair I'm good.

ladyislingering 12-17-2014 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1524743)
As long as I can still wear a blindfold while jerking off into your hair I'm good.
The hair is all that matters.

Mondo Bungle 12-17-2014 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1524419)
Well I'll be dipped in ****. Would you look at that. Hunh. Call pitchfork and let them know they are grossly misinformed.

Deepest apologies my friend.
And since you're all artsy, you should help me out with a logo. The page just looks lame with a blank header like that.


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