I've been away because I've been ridiculously unwell. Feels like I've dropped like 10 pounds this past week and my hands hurt like hell because my skin is terrible. bleh.

Yeah, what's a little colon flapping in the breeze amongst friends.

Hey, if you'd like to try your hand at putting everything back together, then be my guest.

went to the beach to smoke a night cap and cops showed up.

just a tiny little doobee and bam
not even a minute or so into it mother****ers show up.
I was in a mini park across the street from the beach, thought it was cool.
"Excuse me,
SIR?"

Two dudes in blues just steppin out of the car
NOPEBAILIN
across the busy street, at the beach ~invisible in the darkness~

side note:
Walking around the beach at night when you're amped up and flippin over just running from cops = unchill. just
uhg
un-fvkkin-chill bro




AND I'VE HAD MOTHER****ERS TRY AND BREAK INTO MY ROOM
10 MINUTES BEFORE ANYBODY SHOWED UP

So yeah.

On the positives, I found a rad Thai food spot that I've been meaning to check out. They cooked the potatoes... so perfectly. Like, just a really solid bite but still edible. Like a starchy apple. Works surprisingly well in their veggie coconut milk soup. Awesome spring rolls bro. Awesome spring rolls. Unfortunately I lost count of how many I ate and then ate the last one I meant to save/savor for last :(

Batty and I are real buds. We jsut pretend to piss each other off but in reality we're .... no, no, I've said too much! :shycouch:
Yeah? You ever heard "Hey god!"? Tell me that's pop! ;)
Aw baby! Come here and I'll make it ... ****! Arms ain't long enough! Stretch, Trollheart! Stretch! Nearly there ... almost got it ....
Yeah they're funny aren't they? One of my cats used to scrape IN FRONT of her, ie nowhere near the litter, thinking it would help.
Sounds like haemm -- haem --- himmor --- piles man. You need suppositories.
Yay! You have a cat? :tramp: Already learning the fun of ownership, eh? ;)
My cat used to do that too. She'd sit on my lap and when I'd go to type she'd raise her paw and push my arm down from the typewriter. NO! You give your attention to ME! NOT that horrible machine! ME!

Wait, you think we're-? Oh, now I feel bad.

Excuse me. A pop band with guitars who occasionally rip off The Cult.

I laughed and now I feel bad.

*sigh of relief* :laughing:

This is exactly how I feel. Except the second part is more literal. Still achin' BTW.

Let this all show you that I am perfectly willing to be the butt of my own jokes. I will go to any ends for a laugh or a busted gut.

Anus.

Its hot,I've been bitten by bugs, and somehow Ive sketched my lab dummy with a bigger bust then she actually has, and I have been warned I'll loose points. :(
On the upside it's cupcake day in the lounge.

How's yer ankle?