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I get it Plankton, You wanted to change the routine, right? i don't blame ya..

For awhile Me and my coworkers would go to subway everyday for lunch.
i don't particularly like subway but that was the routine we all followed.

I got sick of it and started buying my lunch from a nearby lunch truck but my coworkers are still slaves to subway's sh*tty sandwiches.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1566127)

That's why I always stick with the breakfast of unemployed champions: Reese's Puffs cereal and a Hot Pocket.

ftfy

RoxyRollah

03-17-2015 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1566100)

This morning, I go to the store to get breakfast and lunch for the day, and decide to try a breakfast bowl. Looks big enough to fill my growing belly, and at a cost of $3.99, I figure it's pretty substantial. Nope. I get to work, open it up, and here's this huge bowl that's maybe 1/3rd filled with breakfast ingredients. It was gone in 4 bites. Now, I'm eating my lunch to fill the void, and I'll have to make another trip when the real lunch time rolls around.

WTF Jimmy Dean, you sneaky motherfuckers.

Maybe its the proper portion fat American.

Plankton

03-17-2015 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1566132)

Maybe its the proper portion fat American.

I've never been a size 36 waist in my entire life. 32 was my peak, but now I... just... just...

*looks down*

Thanks for sinking me deeper into depression.

RoxyRollah

03-17-2015 08:26 AM

I really thought batlord was employed...Wtf is up with that? His mom wouldn't have to buy him breakfast if he were employed.

The Batlord

03-17-2015 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1566130)

Thats the most white trash breakfast Ive ever heard of.

So, do Mexicans actually eat some variant of the breakfast burrito, or is that all just bull****?

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1566131)

ftfy

The accuracy of your statement offends me.

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1566135)

I really thought batlord was employed...Wtf is up with that? His mom wouldn't have to buy him breakfast if he were employed.

First I'm homeless and now I have a job? You don't know me at all.

RoxyRollah

03-17-2015 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1566134)

I've never been a size 36 waste in my entire life. 32 was my peak, but now I... just... just...

*looks down*

Thanks for sinking me deeper into depression.

Aint nothin wrong with being husky.....Seriously, Ive got curves and I feed them regularly.

Guybrush

03-17-2015 08:28 AM

Me and a colleague are pretty systematic with our lunches. On mondays, we've been going out in the town on the search for the best bread, the best salad, etc. Lately we've been eating through the best the local fishmongers have to offer, so there's been a lot of toast with smoked mackerel, which is awesome.

Sticking to just one thing for every lunch meal is really boring.

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