That's how I was. Except when I bought a few ounces and my bum room mate would smoke it while I was at work. I got even for not paying him for 6 months worth of electric bills though. We don't talk anymore.

Good looking girls smoke for free. One time we had a party at my old place, there were probably 35 people there. 4 girls showed up who nobody knew but they were all pretty hott and DTF. I was chatting with one of them in the kitchen and I told her I had a gasmask. She was all excited to hit the gasmask so I went searching for it. I came back 5 minutes later and couldn't find her. 10 minutes later she walks out of my bathroom with one of my room mates behind her. He pulled a thief move and banged this girl while I was finding the gasmask. He didn't wrap up though and she was the type of girl who probably got slammed by half the frats on campus so he most likely has an STD

that reminds me of the time I shared a house with other students at uni

during semester break, i would steal some of the others' food and drinks in the fridge

I've been in this goddamn hospital for twooo dayss almost straight and I need some ****ing sleep.

at least there's wifi here i guess

What are you doing in the hospital?

At least you have that Amy Winehouse concert to look forward to.

You mean The Great Amy Winehouse Concert in The Sky?

want to get laid

massen hassen frassen

My boyfriend was in a car accident, so I'm staying in with him to keep him company/do all the dirty work that'd probably embarrass him if the nurses did it. He's not horribly off though, just has a broken leg, but still.
http://media.mlive.com/saginawnews_i...4eeb16dd5f.jpg

Pretty much lucky it's only a broken leg with that ^

Fail joke

A solid 6/10 joke IMO.

Customers are such retards. Everyday at least a handful of people complain that something rang up for more money than they thought, all because they don't actually read the signs on the labels. It isn't the store's fault if someone grabs a $10 item, then puts it back in the $1 section. We can't control the IQs of our customers.

There's also a lady who routinely complains about cat food prices. They are 3 for $1. So 2 ring up as 33 cents and 1 rings up as 34 cents. And every week this is an issue with her that they aren't all the same price. Ah, elderly people.

I'm just bitchin cause I gotta be in at work so early today.