The Bitch Box

bruise_violet · 08-14-2006, 12:56 PM

When are you going to meet him?

My bitch (to be on topic), red lipstick looks crap with braces

Mama Booze · 08-14-2006, 01:01 PM

Well if my grandfather passes away soon (which we think he will...

g'bless him.), I'm hoping he can come down for the funeral. If not, in two years when he's legal and can leave the state with a car...we shall see.

Yes but red lipstick is ace anyway

Another bitch, to be on topic, my dog is a ****ING IDIOT. God knows I love the little bugger, but **** me, he's an idiot. He barks. So I take him out, let him sniff around, etc. This goes on for about 5 minuets and he doesnt do ****! literally! and then he comes in and ****s on the floor I'm like, what the **** man, what the ****. And mom gets mad at me I'm like ITS NOT MY FAULT HES RETARDED!

holdyoualways · 08-14-2006, 01:19 PM

STRESS!
LOTS OF STRESS!
can someone kidnap me please?

tdoc210 · 08-14-2006, 01:38 PM

^ni im fraid not,, with all the police charges et all.. i think ill kidnap rick wakeman though

bruise_violet · 08-14-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze

Well if my grandfather passes away soon (which we think he will...

g'bless him.), I'm hoping he can come down for the funeral. If not, in two years when he's legal and can leave the state with a car...we shall see.

Yes but red lipstick is ace anyway

Another bitch, to be on topic, my dog is a ****ING IDIOT. God knows I love the little bugger, but **** me, he's an idiot. He barks. So I take him out, let him sniff around, etc. This goes on for about 5 minuets and he doesnt do ****! literally! and then he comes in and ****s on the floor I'm like, what the **** man, what the ****. And mom gets mad at me I'm like ITS NOT MY FAULT HES RETARDED!

You have to train dogs, dear.

right-track · 08-14-2006, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bruise_violet

You have to train dogs, dear.

Right after the owners though. ^

Spike*Spiegel · 08-14-2006, 01:57 PM

heres my little thing. i think antidepressants fuck you up worse than you were in the first place, but if you dont take them then everyone is constantly asking you if youre ok and secretly saying you are a threat to yourself when left alone. BULLSHIT.

Mama Booze · 08-14-2006, 02:05 PM

My dog is a boxer and therefore very difficult, making him almost impossible to train and even so I can't be arsed

And ah, sorry Spike :[

bruise_violet · 08-14-2006, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze

My dog is a boxer and therefore very difficult, making him almost impossible to train and even so I can't be arsed

And ah, sorry Spike :[

Non-responsible dog owners shouldn't be dog owners at all

Training is very important, you need to teach dogs basics commands. A simple command like 'stay' could save a dogs life, for example if the dog was in danger of running onto a road...

Mama Booze · 08-14-2006, 02:09 PM

I'm not technically the owner, my Mom is. And she can't do it either. My dad tried but it was useless.

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08-14-2006, 12:56 PM	#1891 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	When are you going to meet him? My bitch (to be on topic), red lipstick looks crap with braces __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

08-14-2006, 01:19 PM	#1893 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	STRESS! LOTS OF STRESS! can someone kidnap me please? __________________ You're my satellite <3

08-14-2006, 01:38 PM	#1894 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	^ni im fraid not,, with all the police charges et all.. i think ill kidnap rick wakeman though __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-14-2006, 01:01 PM	#1892 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	Well if my grandfather passes away soon (which we think he will... g'bless him.), I'm hoping he can come down for the funeral. If not, in two years when he's legal and can leave the state with a car...we shall see. Yes but red lipstick is ace anyway Another bitch, to be on topic, my dog is a **ING IDIOT. God knows I love the little bugger, but me, he's an idiot. He barks. So I take him out, let him sniff around, etc. This goes on for about 5 minuets and he doesnt do ! literally! and then he comes in and s on the floor I'm like, what the man, what the **. And mom gets mad at me I'm like ITS NOT MY FAULT HES RETARDED!

08-14-2006, 01:57 PM	#1897 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	heres my little thing. i think antidepressants fuck you up worse than you were in the first place, but if you dont take them then everyone is constantly asking you if youre ok and secretly saying you are a threat to yourself when left alone. BULLSHIT.

08-14-2006, 02:05 PM	#1898 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	My dog is a boxer and therefore very difficult, making him almost impossible to train and even so I can't be arsed And ah, sorry Spike :[

08-14-2006, 02:09 PM	#1900 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	I'm not technically the owner, my Mom is. And she can't do it either. My dad tried but it was useless.