Pretty ballsy signing up knowing you're likely to see action. Fair play.

If you enlist into the military, regardless of your MOS, there is a chance of deployment. It's a very real possibility to everyone who goes into the military, and it's a risk you either accept or do not accept to continue on with the enlistment. For certain people, and certain MOS's, and depending on the political environment at the time, the chances change. But the chance is still there for everyone. Remember, every single MOS in the military is designed to keep the military rolling forward. Where the military goes, so does it's support. Army dentists, for instance, are sometimes deployed at medical hubs. They often times perform duel duty in combat. Infantry, Special Forces, the Rangers, SEALs, etc etc have the highest chances of being deployed (obviously). In the Army, the bulk of the Army is made up of 11B's, the Army MOS designation for the Infantry (enlisted). Everything else is designed to keep the infantry rolling, so where they go, we go.

^ Performance art, or a lost and drunken Batlord? You decide.

This barbacking job is absolutely killing me. We stay open til f*cking three in the morning even when the last customer leaves at 1:45. That's insane. I miss my weekends and my legs hurt so f*cking bad. I'm looking for something to replace this thing cause I'm hurting. Just not fun.

Although last night I did watch somebody do a line of coke in the bathroom. Was pretty awesome.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Back in Sacramento, I had a neighbor who talked me into seeing the "Monologues"... You can imagine my disappointment when this part never happened:

Been bed-ridden for the last two days with what feels like a herniated disc but what is supposedly back spasms. I swear to God the people over in Urgent Care are the worst. It's like wanting a nice sandwich and going to a 7-11. The fact that Urgent is in the name is a farce. I waited almost three hours to get x-rays because there was only ONE doctor and only ONE nurse on staff today. What the sh*t?

Happened to me back in december. I was stuck in bed for 2 weeks after decideding to hit the ER on day two when I was so stiff i couldnt bend enough to spit out toothpaste. I was back to work after two weeks many muscle relaxers/pain killers and two shots. Ive been fine ever since.

Make sure too alernate ice pack and heating (in that order) to help loosen ya up. Try cat and camel stretches when u get a little more mobile.

You're both pussies. Just walk it off and quit being a goldbricker, Exo.