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Mr. Charlie 08-26-2015 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1630097)
Hayfever perhaps? Try an antihistimine (sp?)....

Oh they have this great invention now, saves your fingers no end! :)
http://kindersay.com/files/images/spoon.png

Also, why does your tea scold you? Surely you should scold it, for being so hot...
No time to fetch a spoon. The tea needs saving!


Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1630103)
What's wrong with a soggy biscuit? I think they have a nice tang.
It melts into gunge and falls to the bottom of the cup. You forget about it. Then swallow it in that final gulp. Yuck.

Frownland 08-26-2015 05:59 PM
Sounds like allergies more than anything.

The Batlord 08-26-2015 06:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1630108)
It melts into gunge and falls to the bottom of the cup. You forget about it. Then swallow it in that final gulp. Yuck.
*snicker*

Urban Dictionary: soggy biscuit

RoxyRollah 08-26-2015 07:37 PM
It was the outside of my work shirt Dj and Clancy both saw it so uhh ask them for confirmation.

Trollheart 08-27-2015 05:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1630106)
Is that a thing at this time of the year?

I have asthma if that makes a difference.
Yeah it's very much a thing. Pollen in the air, y'know? Anthist would probably help you. I use Cetrine, one a day. Very effective.
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1630142)
It was the outside of my work shirt Dj and Clancy both saw it so uhh ask them for confirmation.
Um, what?

RoxyRollah 08-28-2015 11:21 PM
I had probably one of the worst days I have had in ages, and to cap it off after getting my head chopped off for being still in my store at 12 am because nobody told my boss, her boss is coming in the am. When I finally get home my ******* neighbour's gf parked in my space again and I keep telling this broad when you pay my moths****in mortgage you can park in my house for all I care however dumb bitch I dont pay my mortage so you can park fo free.SO I pull up at 12:45 dumb drunk whore in my space, AGAIN. I DUMPED MY SODA IN HER TRUNK AND LEFT A NOTE ON HER CAR THAT SAYS "move your car or Ill tow it. Ps. He's ****ing the 45 year old lady nextdoor with braces when you are not around sincerly, 1121."

#Thuglife.

Plankton 08-29-2015 06:55 AM
Got a call this morning that a close friend died last night in a motorcycle accident.

****

Chula Vista 08-29-2015 07:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1630934)
Got a call this morning that a close friend died last night in a motorcycle accident.

****
Sorry man.

Aux-In 08-29-2015 08:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1630903)
I DUMPED MY SODA IN HER TRUNK AND LEFT A NOTE ON HER CAR THAT SAYS "move your car or Ill tow it. Ps. He's ****ing the 45 year old lady next with braces when you are not around sincerly, 1121."

#Thuglife.
So this is actually happening?

The Batlord 08-29-2015 08:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1630944)
So this is actually happening?
Same thing I was wondering. And is the braces comment supposed to imply that this woman is unattractive? I don't like thinking about unattractive women.


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