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Frownland 12-04-2015 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1656972)
All hail God for designing in elbow joints!
I think I've spotted a closet Christian. You don't have to pretend you're an atheist to make us think you're cool, Chula. We think you suck either way.

prisoner437x3y0 12-04-2015 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1656973)
Are you kidding? The virgin-quotient might be lower (I guess, but only to an extent) but we're all still anti-social freaks with mood disorders. Just because some of us have had sex doesn't mean we aren't hopeless misfits. Like DwnWithVwls. Watta loser.

Makes you more likely to have it again in the future.

I think your brand of compelling degeneracy is more culturally celebrated than mine.

Your more a stoic lone wolf so to speak, I'm more a pathetic little freak.

You can relate to media more than me, or Western culture in general. I'm an outsider in a very real sense and its not pleasant.

The Batlord 12-04-2015 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1656978)
I think I've spotted a closet Christian. You don't have to pretend you're an atheist to make us think you're cool, Chula. We think you suck either way.
On a related note, an atheist friend once pointed out to me that it's kind of odd that God would have designed the human body so that we eat and breathe out of the same orifice. How many choking deaths would we avoid if we ate out of a different hole than we breathed? Checkmate, Christians.

DwnWthVwls 12-04-2015 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1656988)
On a related note, an atheist friend once pointed out to me that it's kind of odd that God would have designed the human body so that we eat and breathe out of the same orifice. How many choking deaths would we avoid if we ate out of a different hole than we breathed? Checkmate, Christians.
Yeh, too bad we can't shove food up our ass to be processed and shit back out.

Also, Batlord and stoic in the same sentence...

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Frownland 12-04-2015 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1656988)
On a related note, an atheist friend once pointed out to me that it's kind of odd that God would have designed the human body so that we eat and breathe out of the same orifice. How many choking deaths would we avoid if we ate out of a different hole than we breathed? Checkmate. Christians.
Also, our spines are just a bull**** retread that doesn't work right.

The Batlord 12-04-2015 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by prisoner437x3y0 (Post 1656984)
Makes you more likely to have it again in the future.

I think your brand of compelling degeneracy is more culturally celebrated than mine.

Your more a stoic lone wolf so to speak, I'm more a pathetic little freak.

You can relate to media more than me, or Western culture in general. I'm an outsider in a very real sense and its not pleasant.
You're making a lot of myopic, self-indulgent generalizations. I got lucky at a party. The fact that you see the very admittance of having had sex as some sort of ascended social status makes you sound like someone who has a fetish for being bitter.

RoxyRollah 12-04-2015 08:05 PM
You people are degenerates.

prisoner437x3y0 12-04-2015 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1656992)
You're making a lot of myopic, self-indulgent generalizations. I got lucky at a party. The fact that you see the very admittance of having had sex as some sort of ascended social status makes you sound like someone who has a fetish for being bitter.
haha, nice dude. That was a great response.

I couldn't deny being myopic or self-indulgent.

But do you not think you would be less happy as a 25 year old virgin? I think it is okay to say your status is higher based on most hierarchical criteria

The Batlord 12-04-2015 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by prisoner437x3y0 (Post 1657007)
haha, nice dude. That was a great response.

I couldn't deny being myopic or self-indulgent.

But do you not think you would be less happy as a 25 year old virgin? I think it is okay to say your status is higher based on most hierarchical criteria
Seriously? No. I've had two sexual experiences, and after the initial ego high of just having had sex, you just feel like exactly the same person as before. Maybe regular sex with a long-term partner, or regular sex with multiple partners accomplished through some sort of "sex instinct" or some **** might have more of an affect on your psyche, but the very act of losing your virginity doesn't amount to much. It doesn't make you an adult at the very least.

Chula Vista 12-04-2015 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1656990)
Also, our spines are just a bull**** retread that doesn't work right.
Teeth are also a BS design.


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