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Black Francis 12-04-2015 11:28 PM

She's pretty hot for a midget but her legs arched. she looks like a tiny hot latina who just got off a horse. she's a single mom as well making her a MMILF. Funny thing is im not the only guy who's been eyeing her around my condo.

The Batlord 12-04-2015 11:33 PM

Just remember, if she's half your size, your dick is twice as long. Eight whole inches.

RoxyRollah 12-05-2015 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1657056)
No non-virgin will ever convince you otherwise, just like no older person will ever convince a teenager of anything, but just know that losing your virginity isn't some panacea. You'll still be the same *******, just an ******* who got in some chick's vagina.

Like I said, for a month, I felt on top of the world, but after it became clear that I just got lucky (in the literal and not the euphemistic sense) the high wore off. Sex is fun, but it's not a replacement for self-esteem.

But seek pussy. Cause pussy is fun.



You know Spidey was banging a midget for a while a couple years ago.

You totally got lucky....heh

prisoner437x3y0 12-05-2015 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1657056)
No non-virgin will ever convince you otherwise, just like no older person will ever convince a teenager of anything, but just know that losing your virginity isn't some panacea. You'll still be the same *******, just an ******* who got in some chick's vagina.

Like I said, for a month, I felt on top of the world, but after it became clear that I just got lucky (in the literal and not the euphemistic sense) the high wore off. Sex is fun, but it's not a replacement for self-esteem.

But seek pussy. Cause pussy is fun.

.

Yes, thanks for reassuring me that I should seek pussy, here I had almost forgotten amongst everything else I have on my plate.

I know it won't be some miracle transformation for me but would it help me feel like a normal human being.

Being a virgin is only the glaring weakness in my otherwise sound faux-thug persona I have carefully created, which has had admittedly mixed results in terms of impressing other people.

ChelseaDagger 12-05-2015 01:20 PM

:confused:... Virgins, midgets... Did I take a wrong turn and end up in the Confessional thread?

Chula Vista 12-05-2015 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1657266)
:confused:... Did I take a wrong turn and end up in the Confessional thread?

Everything is grey........

The Batlord 12-05-2015 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by prisoner437x3y0 (Post 1657261)
Yes, thanks for reassuring me that I should seek pussy, here I had almost forgotten amongst everything else I have on my plate.

I know it won't be some miracle transformation for me but would it help me feel like a normal human being.

Being a virgin is only the glaring weakness in my otherwise sound faux-thug persona I have carefully created, which has had admittedly mixed results in terms of impressing other people.

Pro-tip: the ladies are not impressed by whiny phonies. You could get away with being a phony if you carried yourself with confidence, but I don't get the impression from you that that is the case, so you might as well just hang up your fitted cap and save yourself the trouble. You won't necessarily get any more chicks, but at least you'll be able to wear pants that fit.

ChelseaDagger 12-05-2015 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1657267)
Everything is grey........

...What more can I say?

I know! I'll join in with a confession... I ran out of shampoo, so I diluted some Trader Joe's dish washing liquid, then added a couple drops of patchouli oil so I could pretend I wasn't washing my hair with dish washing liquid. I must say... My hair feels amazing! :pimp:

prisoner437x3y0 12-05-2015 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1657270)
Pro-tip: the ladies are not impressed by whiny phonies. You could get away with being a phony if you carried yourself with confidence, but I don't get the impression from you that that is the case, so you might as well just hang up your fitted cap and save yourself the trouble. You won't necessarily get any more chicks, but at least you'll be able to wear pants that fit.

probably not but I don't think that is really a primary factor, nor do i think that's what separating me from other males.

I don't really know how to dress tbh--i sure as hell don't play golf nor could i wear those fancy brown smart people shoes without being self conscious all day.

Chula Vista 12-05-2015 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1657267)
Everything is grey........

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1657271)
...What more can I say?

It's itchy in the hay...


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