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Cuthbert 05-03-2016 07:38 AM

I can't swim lel.

Plankton 05-03-2016 07:41 AM

Floaties?

http://www.heartmanity.com/images/news/0612_water2.jpg

Cuthbert 05-03-2016 07:49 AM

Used to yeah. Although it's been years since I last attempted it. In school I would stay at the side and try to swim the length of the pool (25m) and would be done halfway through.

Plankton 05-03-2016 07:52 AM

Your dream of completing a Triathlon is never gonna happen then.

The Batlord 05-03-2016 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1694847)
I can't swim lel.

You live on an island and you can't swim? What happens if you trip and fall in the English Channel?

Chula Vista 05-03-2016 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1694845)
I recently moved into a new place, and it has access to an indoor swimming pool. I'm all like "Yeah! Gonna go for a swim." I forgot I get swimmers ear easily. Now I can't hear out of my left ear, and I need to be able to hear out of my left ear for quite a few reasons. This blows. **** swimming.

Stay off of my plane dude.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...2b8bc38e9b.jpg

Plankton 05-03-2016 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1694880)

This Generation of Old People: Seeing the world through Seinfeld colored glasses.

Frownland 05-03-2016 09:48 AM

What a horrifying existence that must be.

Plankton 05-03-2016 09:48 AM

Serenity now.












































Insanity later.

Neapolitan 05-08-2016 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1692201)
Get one of these and you'll never worry about a decent can opener again.

http://www.countycomm.com/_images/op...ner22small.jpg

I've met vets who said they used those things as weapons to take out the enemy during hand to hand combat.


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