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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 01-04-2017, 06:12 PM   #22861 (permalink)
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I don't get it now.
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Old 01-04-2017, 06:16 PM   #22862 (permalink)
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Making corny jokes again? You are a bad seed.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 01-04-2017, 06:25 PM   #22863 (permalink)
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I'm weeping. Stop before I loose my dogs upon you.
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Old 01-04-2017, 06:25 PM   #22864 (permalink)
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Making corny jokes again? You are a bad seed.
Let my dick in.
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Old 01-04-2017, 06:46 PM   #22865 (permalink)
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No. No. You are ruining the joke man. It's Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Get your mind out of the gutter aka Burger King men's bathroom stall.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 01-04-2017, 06:48 PM   #22866 (permalink)
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No. No. You are ruining the joke man. It's Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Get your mind out of the gutter aka Burger King men's bathroom stall.
I'm just kicking against the pricks, retard.
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Old 01-04-2017, 06:52 PM   #22867 (permalink)
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I'm just kicking against the pricks, retard.
"You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick." - George Denis Patrick Carlin
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 01-04-2017, 07:23 PM   #22868 (permalink)
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Hey, it's Your Funeral, My Trial ... unless it's just Henry's Dream. Tell you what, be a Good Son and Let Love In before they start playing any Murder Ballads at The Boatman's Call. And don't let them start up the Lyre of Orpheus or we'll have some real Abbatoir Blues, yeah?
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Old 01-04-2017, 07:32 PM   #22869 (permalink)
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Some people can. Thats a thing now.
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Old 01-05-2017, 09:52 AM   #22870 (permalink)
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Yep, seen it on PornHub. They use rods as well.
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