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Old 01-04-2017, 07:23 PM   #22871 (permalink)
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Hey, it's Your Funeral, My Trial ... unless it's just Henry's Dream. Tell you what, be a Good Son and Let Love In before they start playing any Murder Ballads at The Boatman's Call. And don't let them start up the Lyre of Orpheus or we'll have some real Abbatoir Blues, yeah?
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Old 01-04-2017, 07:32 PM   #22872 (permalink)
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Some people can. Thats a thing now.
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Old 01-05-2017, 09:52 AM   #22873 (permalink)
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Yep, seen it on PornHub. They use rods as well.
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Old 01-05-2017, 09:57 AM   #22874 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-05-2017, 11:18 AM   #22875 (permalink)
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So... how does one go about getting over a girl? Keep in mind I'm 16 and thus highly irrational.
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Old 01-05-2017, 11:20 AM   #22876 (permalink)
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**** her brother.
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Old 01-05-2017, 11:22 AM   #22877 (permalink)
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You can't make yourself get over anything. Keep your mind preoccupied and work on accepting the fact that she is not a part of your daily life anymore. It's a good time to reflect and work on yourself.
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Old 01-05-2017, 11:25 AM   #22878 (permalink)
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Aww poor buddy. How did the relationship end?
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Old 01-05-2017, 11:25 AM   #22879 (permalink)
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Use it to your advantage. Now is your time to shine as an artist.

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Old 01-05-2017, 11:48 AM   #22880 (permalink)
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Is this that Christian chick? Was she not putting out?
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