really put the barn in the barnes and noble

The twist is that New Jersey is the shit on the floor.

doesn't beat the nob though.

Urine for a treat whenever you visit Exo's Barns and Noble :drummer:

Barnes & Noble: not just any old dump

Floor ****ting is weird because do they even wipe?

I work at a park. I've seen bathroom atrocities that ya'll can't even imagine. Diarhea coating every inch of the inside of a stall, like an ass bomb went off. Blood. Semen. Toilets backed up 'cause someone tried to flush their shoes. Naked people just kinda lounging around (and they're always old and wrinkly).

I can't believe we still have to worry about humans controlling their bowels. it's barely excusable for children. Get your **** together, literally.

Got called for jury duty AGAIN for the second time in a year. I thought they only hit you up every few years or something. Don't they know better than to ask me to adequately judge my peers?

Never been called for jury duty. U mad?

I am mad. It's so ****ing tedious and boring. Consider yourself lucky. Maybe if the case was of OJ grandeur I'd be more excited.