The Bitch Box

The Batlord · 07-28-2019, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

And that discomfort and awkwardness fades fast once you’re up in it.

Grunt

That at least is true. I have little experience with sex but my experience is that when you're having it all the worries you have about it are completely out the window and you're just pumping and talking dirty and having a good time with it.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2019, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

That at least is true. I have little experience with sex but my experience is that when you're having it all the worries you have about it are completely out the window and you're just pumping and talking dirty and having a good time with it.

Church

**Frownland** · 07-28-2019, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy

Sex with the lights off is for fat and ugly people.

Or people with migraines.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

He’s a young good looking interesting intelligent man. I’m just saying the women are there for him. I’m not blaming him or anything. It’s not any easier or more difficult than it is and for him it’s 100% doable if he does it. I get that’s circular and obvious to the point of near meaninglessness but the point is it’s not out of reach. And that discomfort and awkwardness fades fast once you’re up in it.

Grunt

Yep.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Fat ugly whatever - two minutes in and neither one cares. I ain’t never worried about it when I was I was actually inside.

Nah. Desperation doesn't mean that preferences are meaningless, even if I do think that most people aren't as in tune with their preferences as they think they are.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2019, 05:49 PM

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Desperation doesn't mean that preferences are meaningless, even if I do think that most people aren't as in tune with their preferences as they think they are.

I agree. I guess that post was based on the assumption that you want to hit it.

I don’t like to admit I can’t speak for everyone but I figure you’re insecurities are going to fade once you’re ****ing. Only to turn right back on when you pull out. An understanding partner and a little practice should iron out the kinks.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2019, 10:57 PM

I have little chain Halloween lights that run on one AA battery that I keep up all year

Some are skeletons and some are pumpkins

I’m not trying to be gothic or anything I just like the gentle lights and they don’t have to be plugged in

My ceiling lights are all burnt out and have been for years

I use lamps - when I visit someone and they don’t have lamps next to chairs or their beds I know they never read. Just TV on and on

It’s been a long time since I’ve had tv and when one is on somewhere it irritates the **** out of me. How people can use tv as the constant sonic background for their home kills me.

Mondo Bungle · 07-28-2019, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

That at least is true. I have little experience with sex but my experience is that when you're having it all the worries you have about it are completely out the window and you're just pumping and talking dirty and having a good time with it.

like smoking DMT

Psy-Fi · 07-29-2019, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy

Sex with the lights off is for fat and ugly people.

Quote:

When all candles be out, all cats be gray.

- John Heywood

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WWWP · 08-02-2019, 08:19 AM

today is friday

this podcast puts out a new episode every thursday

where. tf. is the new episode. don't **** with my routine bruh.

Plankton · 08-02-2019, 08:30 AM

Having to install 2 RTD systems on 2 laptops this morning. Should be easy right? Just install the software and drivers for the peripherals. Yeah, no problem. Uhhhh... no. This is a bare bones refurbished PC with Win 10 in S-Mode installed.

Here's the process I've developed for these pieces of ****:

1. Kill ALL downloads (may have to wait a minute or two)
1a. Go to Store and click upper right bars to find them

2. Sign in to Microsoft Account

3. Go to Settings -> Update & Security -> Activation

4. Update Store

5. Repeat #3^

6. Click GET

7. Activate .NET 3.5
(TURN OFF WINDOWS UPDATES!)
7a. Type: appwiz.cpl (or type Windows Features)
7b. Click on Turn on Windows features (may have to wait a minute or two)
7c. Select .NET 3.5 (includes...)
7d. Select "Let Windows..."

8. RESTART

9. Change Account settings to Local Sign In

That's just to be able to install the RTD software, and most of the time the system just hangs. These are systems that are put in place into $300k+ facilities, so spend the extra $200 on a new laptop with a full OS installed. Son of a bitch. I'm so ****ing done with these things.

wtf

**Exo** · 08-08-2019, 02:01 PM

I am 100% turning into that record store guy who is grumpy...BUT...only when faced with stupid people who can't take hints or assh*les who can't take 'no' for an answer. I'm not a snob. I'm not scoffing at peoples music tastes or sh*tting on opinions but the day to day grind of running a business like I do is starting to take effect in some ways. It mostly comes down to me not having a higher up manager/corporate overlord to answer to when something goes awry. I can deal out my own decisions and carry out conversations how I see fit. To date we have 90 Google reviews and a 4.9 out of 5.0 with pretty much everybody stating how down to earth and chill my partner and I are so I'm not worried about any sort of decline in business because I can get moody with jerkoffs. It's just that when you buy things from the public, you end up running into scenarios like the following...

These happened in the last four hours mind you. It's been a frustrating day and is the reason I'm making this post. I'm venting.

I had to explain multiple ways to a woman that we do NOT get new releases and that we are a used store. She could not grasp the concept of 2nd hand and was upset we didn't have the new Chance the Rapper album.
Another weekly occurance of a dude thinking his Beatles stuff is worth thousands even after I physically show him the same items I am selling for $10 and under.
I told a guy multiple times over the phone that I'm not buying CDs at the moment. He comes in an hour later with 300 CDs "just to see if I want any" and is suprised when I tell him I'm not looking at them.
Another weekly occurance of "Do you buy X?" with me kindly saying "no" and then they ask me if I would just take it. No, dude, throw your own garbage out.

I haven't told anybody off yet but I'm getting close to it.

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07-28-2019, 10:57 PM	#23835 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I have little chain Halloween lights that run on one AA battery that I keep up all year Some are skeletons and some are pumpkins I’m not trying to be gothic or anything I just like the gentle lights and they don’t have to be plugged in My ceiling lights are all burnt out and have been for years I use lamps - when I visit someone and they don’t have lamps next to chairs or their beds I know they never read. Just TV on and on It’s been a long time since I’ve had tv and when one is on somewhere it irritates the **** out of me. How people can use tv as the constant sonic background for their home kills me. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

08-02-2019, 08:30 AM	#23839 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Having to install 2 RTD systems on 2 laptops this morning. Should be easy right? Just install the software and drivers for the peripherals. Yeah, no problem. Uhhhh... no. This is a bare bones refurbished PC with Win 10 in S-Mode installed. Here's the process I've developed for these pieces of **: 1. Kill ALL downloads (may have to wait a minute or two) 1a. Go to Store and click upper right bars to find them 2. Sign in to Microsoft Account 3. Go to Settings -> Update & Security -> Activation 4. Update Store 5. Repeat #3^ 6. Click GET 7. Activate .NET 3.5 (TURN OFF WINDOWS UPDATES!) 7a. Type: appwiz.cpl (or type Windows Features) 7b. Click on Turn on Windows features (may have to wait a minute or two) 7c. Select .NET 3.5 (includes...) 7d. Select "Let Windows..." 8. RESTART 9. Change Account settings to Local Sign In That's just to be able to install the RTD software, and most of the time the system just hangs. These are systems that are put in place into $300k+ facilities, so spend the extra $200 on a new laptop with a full OS installed. Son of a bitch. I'm so **ing done with these things. wtf __________________ See location...

08-08-2019, 02:01 PM	#23840 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	I am 100% turning into that record store guy who is grumpy...BUT...only when faced with stupid people who can't take hints or asshles who can't take 'no' for an answer. I'm not a snob. I'm not scoffing at peoples music tastes or shtting on opinions but the day to day grind of running a business like I do is starting to take effect in some ways. It mostly comes down to me not having a higher up manager/corporate overlord to answer to when something goes awry. I can deal out my own decisions and carry out conversations how I see fit. To date we have 90 Google reviews and a 4.9 out of 5.0 with pretty much everybody stating how down to earth and chill my partner and I are so I'm not worried about any sort of decline in business because I can get moody with jerkoffs. It's just that when you buy things from the public, you end up running into scenarios like the following... These happened in the last four hours mind you. It's been a frustrating day and is the reason I'm making this post. I'm venting. I had to explain multiple ways to a woman that we do NOT get new releases and that we are a used store. She could not grasp the concept of 2nd hand and was upset we didn't have the new Chance the Rapper album. Another weekly occurance of a dude thinking his Beatles stuff is worth thousands even after I physically show him the same items I am selling for $10 and under. I told a guy multiple times over the phone that I'm not buying CDs at the moment. He comes in an hour later with 300 CDs "just to see if I want any" and is suprised when I tell him I'm not looking at them. Another weekly occurance of "Do you buy X?" with me kindly saying "no" and then they ask me if I would just take it. No, dude, throw your own garbage out. I haven't told anybody off yet but I'm getting close to it. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE