The Bitch Box

grindy · 07-28-2019, 04:20 PM

Sex with the lights off is for fat and ugly people.

The Batlord · 07-28-2019, 04:21 PM

Doesn't matter. Still had sex.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2019, 04:22 PM

He’s a young good looking interesting intelligent man. I’m just saying the women are there for him. I’m not blaming him or anything. It’s not any easier or more difficult than it is and for him it’s 100% doable if he does it. I get that’s circular and obvious to the point of near meaninglessness but the point is it’s not out of reach. And that discomfort and awkwardness fades fast once you’re up in it.

Grunt

OccultHawk · 07-28-2019, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy

Sex with the lights off is for fat and ugly people.

Fat ugly whatever - two minutes in and neither one cares. I ain’t never worried about it when I was I was actually inside.

The Batlord · 07-28-2019, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

And that discomfort and awkwardness fades fast once you’re up in it.

Grunt

That at least is true. I have little experience with sex but my experience is that when you're having it all the worries you have about it are completely out the window and you're just pumping and talking dirty and having a good time with it.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2019, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

That at least is true. I have little experience with sex but my experience is that when you're having it all the worries you have about it are completely out the window and you're just pumping and talking dirty and having a good time with it.

Church

**Frownland** · 07-28-2019, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy

Sex with the lights off is for fat and ugly people.

Or people with migraines.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

He’s a young good looking interesting intelligent man. I’m just saying the women are there for him. I’m not blaming him or anything. It’s not any easier or more difficult than it is and for him it’s 100% doable if he does it. I get that’s circular and obvious to the point of near meaninglessness but the point is it’s not out of reach. And that discomfort and awkwardness fades fast once you’re up in it.

Grunt

Yep.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Fat ugly whatever - two minutes in and neither one cares. I ain’t never worried about it when I was I was actually inside.

Nah. Desperation doesn't mean that preferences are meaningless, even if I do think that most people aren't as in tune with their preferences as they think they are.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2019, 05:49 PM

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Desperation doesn't mean that preferences are meaningless, even if I do think that most people aren't as in tune with their preferences as they think they are.

I agree. I guess that post was based on the assumption that you want to hit it.

I don’t like to admit I can’t speak for everyone but I figure you’re insecurities are going to fade once you’re ****ing. Only to turn right back on when you pull out. An understanding partner and a little practice should iron out the kinks.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2019, 10:57 PM

I have little chain Halloween lights that run on one AA battery that I keep up all year

Some are skeletons and some are pumpkins

I’m not trying to be gothic or anything I just like the gentle lights and they don’t have to be plugged in

My ceiling lights are all burnt out and have been for years

I use lamps - when I visit someone and they don’t have lamps next to chairs or their beds I know they never read. Just TV on and on

It’s been a long time since I’ve had tv and when one is on somewhere it irritates the **** out of me. How people can use tv as the constant sonic background for their home kills me.

Mondo Bungle · 07-28-2019, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

That at least is true. I have little experience with sex but my experience is that when you're having it all the worries you have about it are completely out the window and you're just pumping and talking dirty and having a good time with it.

like smoking DMT

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grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Sex with the lights off is for fat and ugly people. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	He’s a young good looking interesting intelligent man. I’m just saying the women are there for him. I’m not blaming him or anything. It’s not any easier or more difficult than it is and for him it’s 100% doable if he does it. I get that’s circular and obvious to the point of near meaninglessness but the point is it’s not out of reach. And that discomfort and awkwardness fades fast once you’re up in it. Grunt __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-28-2019, 10:57 PM	#23839 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	I have little chain Halloween lights that run on one AA battery that I keep up all year Some are skeletons and some are pumpkins I’m not trying to be gothic or anything I just like the gentle lights and they don’t have to be plugged in My ceiling lights are all burnt out and have been for years I use lamps - when I visit someone and they don’t have lamps next to chairs or their beds I know they never read. Just TV on and on It’s been a long time since I’ve had tv and when one is on somewhere it irritates the **** out of me. How people can use tv as the constant sonic background for their home kills me. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html