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30 | 34.48% |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility |
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26 | 29.89% |
Sh...Should I? |
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31 | 35.63% |
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#23852 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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I hate when people say the following things
“It goes deeper than that...” “We’re asking the wrong question...” “Control the narrative...” “Agency...” “Emergence...” “Opioid crisis...” “Mental health crisis...” “Third and manageable...” “No, we do not need a babysitter...” “Your card has been declined...” “Just relax...” “Smile...” “Get off me...” “Have you been taking your medicine...” “The number you have dialed has been disconnected...” “Do you have that money I loaned you...” “We really don’t have anything but we can get you a glass of water...” “I have a boyfriend...” “We’ll be in touch...” “Dude, I’m not trying to be rude but you really need a shower...” “Why do you walk like that...” “I’m filming you...”
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#23853 (permalink) | |
Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
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#23854 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
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Opposite with me. I have trouble sleeping the whole night and then look at the alarm clock, see I have an hour or so left before I have to get up, and magically fall asleep like a rock and wake up feeling hung over because I was awoken from deep REM. It's terrible.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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I used to set my alarm for like two hours before I actually needed to get up just so I could doze. Two hours cause you can't really appreciate the last hour since you have to worry about the time.
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#23856 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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When you really hate your job without sleeping pills you’ll just stare at the clock with dread 8 hours 7 65432 cry
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#23857 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
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I have a lady that has complained that three of our used records have scratches on them. I looked and they're superficial at best and also priced to reflect the condition. I look over and I see her taking a record out of the sleeve, placing it on my coffee table without anything under it, checking the record in the light by bending down to the level of the table, and then sliding the record towards the edge of the table so she can get her fingers under it.
Gritted my teeth and told her that this is how records gets scratches and if she does it again, I'm going to have to charge her for it. She huffed. Ughhhhhhhhhhh. |
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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