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Old 08-08-2019, 02:59 PM   #23851 (permalink)
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When someone's in the middle of being a twat just unzip and flop your meat and two veg on the counter and then tell them to please continue.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-09-2019, 05:43 PM   #23852 (permalink)
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I'm much better now. That was just a much needed venting.
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Old 08-10-2019, 05:46 AM   #23853 (permalink)
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I hate when I wake up an hour before my alarm and then spend 45 minutes trying to get back to sleep.
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Old 08-10-2019, 08:17 AM   #23854 (permalink)
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Dude that's the best part.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-10-2019, 08:44 AM   #23855 (permalink)
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I hate it. I already have to wake up at 5:30 as it is, which is early to me.
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Old 08-10-2019, 09:10 AM   #23856 (permalink)
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I hate when people say the following things

“It goes deeper than that...”
“We’re asking the wrong question...”
“Control the narrative...”
“Agency...”
“Emergence...”
“Opioid crisis...”
“Mental health crisis...”
“Third and manageable...”
“No, we do not need a babysitter...”
“Your card has been declined...”
“Just relax...”
“Smile...”
“Get off me...”
“Have you been taking your medicine...”
“The number you have dialed has been disconnected...”
“Do you have that money I loaned you...”
“We really don’t have anything but we can get you a glass of water...”
“I have a boyfriend...”
“We’ll be in touch...”
“Dude, I’m not trying to be rude but you really need a shower...”
“Why do you walk like that...”
“I’m filming you...”
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Old 08-10-2019, 09:49 AM   #23857 (permalink)
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I hate when people say the following things

“It goes deeper than that...”
“We’re asking the wrong question...”
“Control the narrative...”
“Agency...”
“Emergence...”
“Opioid crisis...”
“Mental health crisis...”
“Third and manageable...”
“No, we do not need a babysitter...”
“Your card has been declined...”
“Just relax...”
“Smile...”
“Get off me...”
“Have you been taking your medicine...”
“The number you have dialed has been disconnected...”
“Do you have that money I loaned you...”
“We really don’t have anything but we can get you a glass of water...”
“I have a boyfriend...”
“We’ll be in touch...”
“Dude, I’m not trying to be rude but you really need a shower...”
“Why do you walk like that...”
“I’m filming you...”
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 08-10-2019, 10:21 AM   #23858 (permalink)
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I hate when I wake up an hour before my alarm and then spend 45 minutes trying to get back to sleep.
Opposite with me. I have trouble sleeping the whole night and then look at the alarm clock, see I have an hour or so left before I have to get up, and magically fall asleep like a rock and wake up feeling hung over because I was awoken from deep REM. It's terrible.
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Old 08-10-2019, 02:08 PM   #23859 (permalink)
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I used to set my alarm for like two hours before I actually needed to get up just so I could doze. Two hours cause you can't really appreciate the last hour since you have to worry about the time.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-10-2019, 03:04 PM   #23860 (permalink)
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When you really hate your job without sleeping pills you’ll just stare at the clock with dread 8 hours 7 65432 cry
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