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Old 08-10-2019, 04:53 PM   #23881 (permalink)
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You made a lot of good points in the bestiality thread.
that wasn't a joke
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Old 08-10-2019, 05:00 PM   #23882 (permalink)
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It was funny though.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-10-2019, 05:37 PM   #23883 (permalink)
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I thought it was funny when you called me a fake lesbian
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Old 08-10-2019, 06:48 PM   #23884 (permalink)
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Once again not a joke
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Old 08-12-2019, 01:59 PM   #23885 (permalink)
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I'm trying to listen to music here, and next to me some teenager is trying to impress girls by playing guitar and singing. He's doing wonderwall right now. What did I do to deserve this
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Old 08-12-2019, 02:30 PM   #23886 (permalink)
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Ask him to do "Freebird".
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Old 08-12-2019, 06:22 PM   #23887 (permalink)
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Bus passes cost $50 now.

That’s ****ing retarded af. And it doesn’t even include the goddamn beach.

I live closer to the beach than my new job but it costs more to go to the beach AND it’s not even included in the bus pass even though the bus goes to the beach.

And military c unts ride for free even to the beach.

Disabled people and elderly only get half off but a bitch ass who’s already getting free everything and a salary on the government tit ****ing baby killer welfare queen rides free

**** You Florida

**** you every bitch loser who’s ever been in the military

Go ****ing kill yourselves
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:04 PM   #23888 (permalink)
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I thought you had a car?
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:33 PM   #23889 (permalink)
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I do but I know I can’t maintain it and there’s no free parking anywhere within a 30 minute walk of my new job so I thought **** it get a bus pass but they jew your ass no matter what you do. They’ll probably start charging to walk on the sidewalk next. I wouldn’t put it past them. Not even joking. So ****ing pissed. Cheapest parking is $25 a month but then I got to pay gas and keep my jalopy running.

I just thought. Bus pass problem solved

Goddamnit - I have like $40 dollars and over half of it is going to a ****ing parking spot

I worked a temp thing today that pays Friday and made $46 and my tank is full

Rent and bills are paid. I only need about $750 by this time next month

It’s so much harder to steal from work than it used to be too. Cameras every corner. Can’t even see where they are

It used to be I came home with enough **** to feed the whole block

I already know I’m running trash though - dropping good **** in the trash / wrap in another trash bag / throw something away on your way out with another bag already in your hand and grab it / —- even on camera that’s hard to catch I figure

I used to just casually go into storage and take what I wanted put in the garbage / put the lining bag over it or between two bags

Park next to the dumpster whala

Now it’s all paranoia city and they won’t just fire you but actually press charges and ****
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:46 PM   #23890 (permalink)
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Can't rely on public transport in Florida

Its bad enough in South Florida, can only imagine how **** it is up your way
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