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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 10-18-2019, 03:40 AM   #24091 (permalink)
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*downloading any given thing on the edge of the WiFi zone with right leg crossed* : 2 minutes remaining

*crosses left leg* : 749 days remaining
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 10-18-2019, 07:27 AM   #24092 (permalink)
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The only sane reaction is to burn down the most expensive house you can find and then pipe bomb a medical convention.
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Old 10-29-2019, 01:31 AM   #24093 (permalink)
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It's always the guy with a big bag of sugar telling you to just make lemonade.
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Old 10-29-2019, 06:22 PM   #24094 (permalink)
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And when it's not your reply is "what do you know, you sugarless loser?"

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Old 10-29-2019, 11:38 PM   #24095 (permalink)
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I don't want to hear from somebody trying to convince me that their sugarless lemon juice is that premium Chik-Fil-A lemonade.
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Old 10-29-2019, 11:48 PM   #24096 (permalink)
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That well has run dry indeed
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Old 10-30-2019, 12:13 AM   #24097 (permalink)
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I still think the homeless island idea is a worthwhile experiment. My time at the shelter made me even more convinced.
There's a book about it already. It's called Lord of the Flies. Honestly you should read more ... or watch movies more. Whatever fits into your busy schedule.
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Old 10-30-2019, 12:16 AM   #24098 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2019, 08:16 PM   #24099 (permalink)
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I don't want to hear from somebody trying to convince me that their sugarless lemon juice is that premium Chik-Fil-A lemonade.
you don't wanna here from anyone

If they have sugar they "don't get your struggle"

If they don't then they don't know **** about making lemonade

It's a sure fire way to ignore any and all suggestions so you can continue to wallow in self pity like a little bitch.
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Old 10-30-2019, 08:19 PM   #24100 (permalink)
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There's a book about it already. It's called Lord of the Flies. Honestly you should read more ... or watch movies more. Whatever fits into your busy schedule.
I was forced to read that boring ass book in high school. Never again.

It's not the same cause on my homeless island people would send care packages to foster/disturb the rise of a primitive society

Maybe one day you send materials for basic farming.

Then later on you're sending a few guns to shake things up.
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