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Old 02-11-2020, 10:04 AM   #24221 (permalink)
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Old 02-11-2020, 10:10 AM   #24222 (permalink)
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They can live off mold. Not really the mold but the organic matter broken down by the mold.
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Old 02-11-2020, 10:12 AM   #24223 (permalink)
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My friend would gently pick them up and find them a new home outside.
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Old 02-11-2020, 10:32 AM   #24224 (permalink)
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My friend would gently pick them up and find them a new home outside.
He’d be busy at my place.

I think the big ones nest outside but these little ****s live up inside your walls and in your appliances and ****. I’m not squeamish about touching them. You gotta be willing to kung fu those ****ers with your bare hands.
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Old 02-11-2020, 12:12 PM   #24225 (permalink)
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No, I guess that's not racism in your case. More like self hate.

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There was a black dude talking all throughout John Wick 3 and at first I was like "Oh no..." but then he turned out to be hilarious and the best part of an already great movie.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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There was a black dude talking all throughout John Wick 3 and at first I was like "Oh no..." but then he turned out to be hilarious and the best part of an already great movie.
The most entertaining part about watching TV /events at the program was listening to people comment on how everything was a symbol for Satan/the Illuminati

Or as soon as a sports game isn't going their way: "Yo this **** bought"
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Old 02-26-2020, 02:17 PM   #24227 (permalink)
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Can someone explain to me why paid sick leave isn't a national law? I mean even just for restaurant employees? If we really have to give the finger to everyone else can we at least agree that restaurant workers who are sick should have the option of not infecting the populace with the Bubonic plague while still being able to pay rent? Just seems kind of common sense even for a dip**** nation like America. And I promise any dissenters that when a sick worker shows up to work they are treated just like a non-sick worker, so if you're expecting that they'll be shunted off into a position where they will have as little physical contact with food or customers as possible then you are quite incorrect.
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Old 02-26-2020, 02:41 PM   #24228 (permalink)
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Prolly for the same reason you don't have a problem tampering with other peoples food.
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Old 02-26-2020, 02:54 PM   #24229 (permalink)
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So because dirty, indecent restaurant workers don't care about cleanliness we should punish them by making them serve food to you when they are also diseased? You are a true American intellectual.
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Old 03-07-2020, 02:03 PM   #24230 (permalink)
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Bro this bitch I've hated at work for like three years, have cursed out multiple times for being a ****, have had multiple meetings with the boss to discuss why we can't work together, have switched from mornings to lunch time cause we still can't work together, know full well she talks about me behind my back just like I talk about her behind her back, and whose actual daughter I've told I don't like her mother still insists on being a fakeass twat and cornering me with her boring, nonstop, self-absorbed chatter about nothing so that I have to stare her in the face and pretend the vaguest of interest while desperately searching for any excuse to exit the "conversation". Taking a ****ing hint, you cow.
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